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A fictitious account with an allegory fundamental interpretation!
28 October 2009
 

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The past will always be the key to the time to come and learning about it continues to be the best source of acquiring knowledge.
When Baseball was Young in London and Monsters Roamed the Earth over 60 million years ago in what is known as the Cretaceous period, the Earth's large masses of land were all part of one vast continent. The name given to this huge land was "Gondwana land" and baseball was played on large treeless stretch of grassland and level country at Roundshaw Playing Fields in the Borough of Sutton, south east of London. Dongor "Triceratops" Farquhar - Browned-off from bonny Scotland, a horned dinosaur, good with finance and all that jazz, was the manager of the "Terrible Lizards and Dinosaurs Baseball Club" which played their home games in an area of grassy land belonging to the Borough of Westminster in Central London. Dongor was known for his ability to talk a lot of baloney and at length, and for arguing animatedly with umpires, too often, in an almost naked hostility and childish manner, including a widely exaggerated parodied routine in which he used to jump and stamp on the ground, heavily and repeatedly in a boyish outburst of temper whenever a call went against his team, he even used to throw grit onto their eyes and pull their guarding masks in disobedience. Moreover, he used to be far too often criticised for his drinking spree and he was once heavily censured by the media for drying a licensed bar in East London of its booze in one visit, smoking too much and for not having a good working relationship with his coaching staffs, namely,  "Big Head" Hop-Along Bruce, better known by his cronies as "The Bible Basher Reptilian Crusader", a Stegosaurus, frightful-looking creature with a row of shields along its spine, and pointing into the air from Western Gondwana in the new world, who was in fact a harmless vegetarian, a bible basher, a poltroon and a fear-creator who would sort out any team or player that was not in accord with his beliefs and enactmentand and Antonio Buffoon Blary "The Deceiver", an hypocritical,two-faced, insensitive hybrid cold-blooded egg-laying vertebrate Lizard", who resembled an Archaeopteryx, a feathered creature - part bird, part reptile from nowhere in particular - that had wings which it used to parachute from trees to the ground and had teeth like a reptile and claws on the end of its wings. There was also Johnny Thomas Gargantuany Ex-pressy "The Terrible Tyrannosaurus" from Yorkshire, an ill-tempered and fearsome creature, measuring over 46 feet from its nose to the tip of its tail, ever to play for the Terrible Lizards and the Head of of London's municipality, Harry Carmine Chieftain Thomas - Dudemeister, a two-faced, insensitive hybrid cold-blooded egg-laying vertebrate Lizard from South London, they were two of his most fearless critics and reporters for the "Sporting Phororhacos", a large flightless bird newsrock magazine in Streatham - South London and who also worked as a part-time traffic warden in the city of London. When Niger and his mates roamed the Earth there were a number of baseball teams in London. Notably, The Blue Chelsea Amphibians, Jersey Ictidosauria, from which mammals evolved, the Gliding Pteranodons, the Aquatic Mesosaurus, The East African Brachiosaurus, the Oxfordshire Megalosaurus Bucklandi Lizards, the Bromley Brontosaurus and the Richmond Mammoth were some of those team which played in the South East League in England. Unfortunately, the Earth decided to split into continents and these teams and creatures were sent to a far off distant land to live a lonely and misterious life and many of those teams and creatures were extinct and some others had no other option but to accept an evolutionary way of life in order to survive.
Pedro Figueras
Head Coach
"Moral y Luces son nuestras primeras necesidades".
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