Harold : "How does this bear on the subject we are discussing?"
William : "Well,... It is not up to me to decide on their demeanours but why can't those two ever agree on anything?"
Harold : "There is no need to be concerned; I am sure that the whole thing will soon blow over so long as Kenneth realises that he is no longer in charge of London"
William : "This debate has been drawn out long enough, don't you think?"
Harold : "Absolutely! .. By the way, it seems that mini skirts are coming in gain this summer after having been out of fashion for some years"
William : "That'll be absolutely wonderful since it would divert attention"
Harold : "Considered yourself warned since the Government is set to impose a levy on views and it would penalise intentions"
William : "A levy for watching mini skirts . That is the final straw"
Harold : "I never thought you would fall for that old joke"
William : "You are a cad and a wicked person, Harry"
Harold : "What a horrible thing to say to your brother, William. Have you not shame?"
William : "It isn't an unfair measurement of your demeanour, though"
Harold : "I am prepared to forgive and forget if you buy me a beer"
William : "And I am most willing to oblige. Waiter, waiter, two London Prides, please"
Harold : "Do you agree with nudity on the stage, William?"
William : "By all means. My girlfriend is a stripper"
Harold : "I am sorry; I almost forgot about your girlfriend"
William : "That's okay. old chap"
Harold : "I once went out with a contortionist and she was very fond of taking her clothes off in public"
William : "I take that you poked the fire without looking at the mantelpiece many times then"
Harold : "Yeah! We often saw a light together at the end of the tunnel and, naturally, we could not resist a little of carnal exploration"
William : "What did become of your passion for each other, then"
Harold : "She set sail for Buenos Aires a year ago"
William : Did you try to get her back to London"
Harold : "No. That's not my style even though I had fallen for her in a big way. The thing was, she made the decision to leave me and I respected her wishes"
William : "You look very tired, today Harry"
Harold : "I am not in the least surprised since I was abruptly awoken in the middle of the night by a loud harsh cry last night"
William : "Was it a dog?"
Harold : "No...It was not a barking dog that interrupted my sleep so impertinently. In fact, it was the exuberance of my over fond of whisky neighbour celebrating the reaching of a much intense point of delight during carnal knowledge with her fiancé"
William : "How long did they take to calm down?"
Harold : "I don't know but it went on into the small hours and when my alarm woke me up in the morning, they were at it again"
William : "What energy! ....No one is exempt from criticism but this is the sort of thing one should expect when you live in a flat in London"
Harold : "Absolutely!... For all that I find delight in the great charm of this vast city, namely, its conspicuous image of grandeur, expensive shopping centres and the overwhelming passion for life of its people"
William : "I could not agree more"
Harold : "For all that, not everything is okay in London since disillusionment exist among large number of young people who argue that they have not been given a fair crack of the whip, as it were, in terms of opportunities so that they can have a stake in London's economy and society"
William : "That is a valid argument, I suppose"
Harold : "Certainly, the capital offers both opportunities and issues for young people as danger is ever present in the streets of London. Crime and drugs are colossal issues in the capital and the recent spread use of blades among the youth as a vehicle to settle quarrels is utterly alarming to say the least"
William : "What is the solution, then"
Harold : "I don't know.....I guess it is something that Dan and his chums in the Government ought to deal with sooner rather than later"
William : "I think it is time for a much-needed change, don't you think?.... Do you think that Ted Peacemaker has the know-how to solve those sort of issues in London"
Harold : "I don't know; it is difficult to tell for there are many real tough issues to be dealt with in the capital. Not even the predecessor of the Highlander and the current Primer Minister had the practical intelligence to curb the present misdemeanours in the streets of London"
William : "Ah!..The Joker...I was not fond of his ways as he was such a witless officious neurotic who loved to set uninvited venial faux pas right"
Harold : "Indeed, he was such a stickler for detail and a very controversial sort of chap that his contentions were often unpleasant as they were designed to fit their recipients better for ding-dong rather than for argument"
William : "I think his controversy emanates from his approach to be economical with the truth and most definite his chief intention was to try to vindicate himself as a man of honour whose only interest was the well-being of the country, its people and all that jazz"
Harold : "Certainly, his denying of knowing that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Kari was a real fast since all he was doing was justifying his inclination to run with the liberal hare and hunt with the conservative hounds and I suspect that his leaping across one division and a moment later leaping back again caused many people some uneasiness"
William : "I suspect so too..... It is open to argument but I have heard that one of his main reasoning for leaving office was the fact that he had been offered a job in Santa's grotto in Lapland as a chief of fabrication since just like Santa no one believes in him any more"
Harold : "I certainly believe that the people of this kingdom have every moral right to know what people, they have elected into power, are up to before they drive another nail into the coffin of the tottering economy of this country and the dream turns into a nightmare"
William : "Indeed, modern life is so cruel but I will tell you something for nothing; a devil-may-care attitude is not going to achieve the desirable results. Up and try is my motto"
Harold : "I will put myself forward as a candidate at the next election as I think I can do a better job than those who have had a crack of the whip"
William : "Don't be so silly; leave politics to the politicians, you are far too honest to be one"
Harold : "Fancy a bit of my curry?"
William : "No, I don't like curry, the smell puts me off"
Harold : "Do you mind if I smoke?"
William : "Yes, I do. Why don't you pack up smocking?
Harold : "It is easier to take a clock apart than to put it together"
William : "What do you mean?"
Harold : "I was referring to my smoking habit. It would take me a long time to give up this vice"
William : "Later better than never or else you might end up in a hospital inhaling artificial air"
Harold : "If you don't keep quiet I will ask the waiter to throw you out of here"
William : "Try if you dare"
Harold : "I was only joking"
William : "The economy seems to have undergone a period of world-wide bleakness recently, hasn't it?"
Harold : "Indeed!......Will you be inviting Ophidia to the party?"
William : "Goodness me! No!
Harold : "Why not?
William : "Simply because she defines the word frightfulness to a tee to me and besides, she is a girl, is she not?"
Harold : "Are you scared of her?
William : "Yes! She is a snake in the grass and pretty well adapted to the maintenance of high temperatures against the surrounding sleaziness and idle talk about other people in her party"
Harold : "But gossip is good for journalism since it develops and spreads rumours which help filling the vacant minds of many folks with fiction and fable"
William : "But they are not good for a just world since they are often peppered with silliness which often compel us to believe that they are in effect real when the opposite is true"
Harold : "What would you say if I were to tell you that two separate invitations for your birthday Party has been sent to Ophidia Repere and David Reptilia?"
William : "I would say that is utterly nonsense since there has not been any absentmindedness in my part?
Harold : "Even if they had been invited I would be surprised if they turned up since Boris and Dan will be there"
William : "That is refreshing!...I will not be raising a glass in honour of their persistent absenteeism from my entertaining parties....I can assure you that"
Harold : "I am of the same sentiment since their saying things behind the back of the former Prime Minister was a subject of great controversy in recent times and it was certainly not cricket"
William : "Indeed, they over peppered the political image of a man that in my view did a wonderful job for this nation of ours as they were seasoning silliness in order to affect the free judgement of members of the Labour Party"
Harold : "Ronaldo's girl has a lovely frontal facade, hasn't she?"
William : "I suppose so. Are they natural or artificially enhanced?"
Harold : "Well.. the cultivation appears to be a bit abrupt and unreal but there again the texture and colour of the wine should not be an issue if the taste is good, isn't it so?"
William : "Indeed, ....but I read in the papers the other day that he had dished her for a more real specimen"
Harold : "He must be in a fragile state of mind to do a thing like that"
William : "Apparently the rumours of the split reached a wide audience worldwise"
Harold : "Do you think the split would bring his footie career to a halt?"
William : "It would be interested to see how he gets on"
Harold : "The boy lacks sensible wits"
William : "That doesn't sound very complementary, does it?"
Harold : "I was talking about his common sense and all that jazz, you know"
William : "He was probably disgusted at the size of her hangers"
Harold : "It is all in the mind or rather it is not which might be the cause of the problem"
William : "You ought to cut back on frivolities while your head is above water, boy"
Harold : "There is a good case for defence since I feel hard done by and don't you know it"
William : "Well, if you are not already guilty you probably should be soon as there is a good case to prove it"
Harold : "I am spiralling out of control here and I feel it will be justified if I were to yell and throw things at you"
William : "Rein your horses, boy, I was only trying to annoy you and amused myself at the same time"
Harold : "You have certainly achieved the former"
William : "Never mind the pain, think of the glory since it is all about the little things that you ought to be concerned with"
Harold : "Sorry, I am in a vulnerable state of mind at the minute"
William : "It is me who must apologise since I have been playing with your mind for a while"
Harold : "Tall story"
William : "A little heads up would have been far more reasonable"
Harold : "Cannot face another day of this"
William : "I would not dwell on it, just work efficiently and use your time well"
Harold : "I hate the snobbishness in people but I don't go on about it"
William : "That is touching since it alienates people rather than bringing them together"
Harold : "That is the most constipated thing I have ever heard"
William : "There is no danger of that causing me a tummy ache"
Harold : "Why are you making it more complicated than it already is?"
William : "Don't bother continuing to search; you are spinning your wheels, old boy"
Harold : "I'm sort of hungry. I would like an italian. A pizza will do me just fine"
William : "You must have been in a hurry this morning since you did not button your shirt correctly"
Harold : "Don't make a big deal of it. Besides Ross says it is the new craze"
William : "Don't listen to Ross he is talking nonsense"
Harold : "You could have warned me, old chap!"
William : "I've just done so"
Harold : "You will never understand. Ross is okay"
William : "I find it really hard to understand Ross on television "
Harold : "Is it because he lisps?"
William : "Maybe"
Harold : "He is in danger of losing his job, you know"
William : "Really. Do you know the reason?"
Harold : "Seemingly he was doing an impersonation of his boss when he showed up"
William : "Really. What an idiot"
Harold : "All the same, when he announced that he might lose his job there was an awkward silence which ended when I asked him to explain what happened"
William : "The thing is if one plays with fire one must expect to get burned"
Harold : "Well, it is not the end of the world and sure he will be fine"
William : "I don't know though since the global economy isn't doing too well these days"
Harold : "What do you mean, old chap?"
William : "He might not find another position straight away if he loses his present one"
Harold : "Tell me something I don't know, old boy "
William : "Of course, you would know about his plight better than anybody else since you were once made redundant, wouldn't you"
Harold : "Let's be honest about it, I was not laid off; I was fired, old chap"
William : "Still, it is hard losing one's job"
Harold : "I suppose so"
William : "You' are soaking wet"
Harold : "Indeed, it is the rainy season in Westminster, and it rains cats and dogs nearly every day, and I am sick of it"
William : "What did you do yesterday afternoon?"
Harold : "Not a thing"
William : "Really. Honestly"
Harold : "Fancy going out tonight?"
William : "I can't go out tonight. I will spare you the details, though"
Harold : "Fair enough"
William : "I don't have to work today, so I'm going to sit around and do very little"
Harold : "You could clean your room, couldn't you?"
William : "I could but I had better leave those shores to the servants for they are paid well enough for their troubles"
Harold : "I cannot concentrate today. I am feeling down"
William : "That can be dangerous, Do be careful, old boy"
Harold : "I need a drink"
William : "It might help. I have a night-cap most nights, and I always sleep like a real Royal"
Harold : "I was in trouble, but you have just saved the day. A night-cap might just do the trick and send me to sleep in my Royal bed"
William : "Indeed old chap...... Look at the time! ... We had better be getting along before it starts raining again"
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