Laugh or scream; it is your choice! 

You can run, you can hide but you cannot escape the guilty pleasures of life. David Cameron's promise of fixing Britain and punishing those who do wrong makes Gordon Brown laugh-out loud as he believes that he has cemented his position as Britain's only man capable of fixing what Tony broke during his ten years in charge of the government.  Indeed, Gordon hailed David's speech as hilarious, witty and entirely laughable since it was filled with an awful lot of dry humour.  However, it was not all laughs for the Conservatives hard-die faithful who thought that David's amplified performance was best ever as they suspect Gordon of having a bad relationship with the mirror as he does not like looking at himself in it while claiming he was beautiful inside and out without the need of the goodness of grooming. Indeed, one needs to have a closer look if one is to appreciate that Gordon's heart is filled with good intentions as he appears to be opening his heart and mind to raise Britain to the position where it can climb mountains and be up there with the big boys getting what the country is truly gasping for. He is convinced that he will eventually come out smiling from all this depreciation as a victory in a general election will raise standard since he has an economic plan route mapped out for the future of Great Britain. Let us wait and see, I say!

 

P.Figueras
Head Coach
Figueras Baseball Academy