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01 September 2010
Beyond a joke!

 Something to think about

Well over a year ago we published a joke to get some reaction. We did - a Community Councillor reported it to the Police after it was removed.

As always, we like to provoke thought, so now we list below some facts which we think is beyond a joke:-

 
 
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY.  YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY. YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY. YOU WILL BE JAILED.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY. YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY. YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY. YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE UK BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:-
    
* A JOB,
    
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
 
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
    
* WELFARE,
    
* FOOD STAMPS,
    
* CREDIT CARDS,
    
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
    
* FREE EDUCATION,
    
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
    
* BILLIONS OF POUNDS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
    
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR OWN COUNTRY’S FLAG  WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
 
The above has been submitted by Dai Dust who believes the facts are correct - based on past documented cases.   If anyone can state otherwise, or think the facts are wrong, we will print their views.  We think it's beyond a joke - even if the aim is to make you laugh.   In short, it is no laughing matter - even although this website likes a little humour on occasions.


 

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