Kevin Munro
Age:25
Position: Centre Half/ Centre Midfield
Nicknames: Tino, The Nomad, Becks
Foreign import Tino hails from Columbia and was brought to these shores in a transfer involving an illegal drug deal, Bettyhill were behind the deal and were promised a talented up and coming footballer, I’ll let you make your own judgement on that one!! Under the guise of “Kevin Munro” he has played many games for Bettyhill and was recently snapped up on a Bosman transfer for Tongue. His wages include the promise of Vodka and many trips to Durness during the course of a season! Tino’s hobbies include being an avid follower of Olympic power walking….. Well I think so anyway because that’s the way he runs on the park!!