Crofting Fashion
by Lachie Strummer - 17:35 on 21 October 2010
Fashion
I’ve started thinking about how to look good on the croft.
If you look good, you feel good.
I recently purchased one of these new ‘drop-crotch’ boiler suits.
Let’s just say it lets a chap hang loose whilst feeding the wedders.
Calendar
I’ve discovered, thanks to the cailleach, a new way to keep track of time.
Forget the Julian or Gregorian Calendar.
Welcome to ‘The Bin Calendar’!
Any forthcoming event can be etched in the diary by predicting how many Blue Bins or Green Bins it is in the future.
For example, the Dornoch Butcher’s Van comes every second Blue Bin.
If the Offshore Boys come home on a Blue Bin they’re away again 2 Green Bins later.
I think it might catch on.
Duck
The injured Indian Runner continues to regain her fitness.
She’s not far off being fully match-fit.
She’s a hardy Cruard bird.
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