Self Pleasure
by Lachie Strummer - 10:04 on 01 November 2012
Self-pleasuring Bongolies!
Tales abound of an unusual occurrence in a local B&B establishment of high renown.
It seems that a newly arrived couple made a startling discovery when they opened a drawer in their bedroom.
They were somewhat surprised to find a battery-powered, erm, ‘self-pleasuring’ device left by a previous occupant.
I never heard if there was any life left in the batteries.
Fifty
On reaching the half-century recently, I’ve been receiving much attention from the NHS.
It seems they’re very keen for ‘samples’ from me - and not of the liquid variety.
Maybe best not to supply them 12 hours after a Cruard curry - things could get a wee bit messy!
Tractor
Sold the Ford 6610 recently to a young crofter from Glendale.
Glad to see her going to a good home.
I have to admit I shed a tear or two as she disappeared into the October evening darkness on her epic journey North.
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