Happy New Year
by Lachie Strummer - 10:22 on 08 January 2013
Happy New Year
Ah well, another Festive season bites the dust!
Time now to set a steady course for Easter via Burns Night, Valentine’s Day (VD), but steering well clear of Pancake Tuesday. (I refuse to recognise a day that pays homage to a flippin’ crumpet!)
Ducks
Sadly, the ducks have shuffled off this mortal coil due to some unknown assailant.
Pine marten? Otter? Mink?
Who knows.
But, worry ye not! As General MacArthur almost proclaimed, ‘Ducks will return!’
Embarrassing Fat Bodies!
Gee whizz! There’s nothing like getting straight to the point.
Can’t they be a bit more subtle.
How about ‘Discomfiting Fuller Figures’.
Anyway, that wee Doctor Pixie’s facial expressions are almost worth the licence fee!
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