June Caption Competition
This is a photo from 2007ish club singles competition.
CAPTIONS PLEASE

Four smashed car windscreens and you still say it's not out?
Posted by P Narth on 08 June 2012

You're right - the hard shoulder of the M25 does make a great piste
Posted by P Narth on 08 June 2012


I'm telling you - Crocs count as sandals. You shouldn't be wearing socks!
Posted by Paul M on 10 June 2012

May 2012 Competition
MAY
Phew a bit of a late start this month. Here is a photo from one of our many Bastille day competitions.
Posted by Paul M 04 May 2012

I needed your phone - I said to bring your Blackberry
Posted by P Narth on 17 May 2012

You used indelible ink for the moustache?
Posted by P Narth on 18 May 2012

no caption - I just like the fact that Mike is modelling one of the tea cosies that are advertised alongside!!
Posted by Tansy on 19 May 2012

STOP PRESS:
Wimbledon Common resident sighted in Caerleon.
Posted by Happy Bouler on 19 May 2012

Sarkozy is forced to travel abroad in disguise
Posted by Geraint Pillock on 20 May 2012

APRIL CAPTION COMPETITION
A regular sight at Caerleon - CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 03 April 2012

When the clubhouse toilet gets blocked, you always know who to call on
Posted by P Narth on 03 April 2012

Ray's best efforts in the Ken Dodd lookalike comp were scuppered when he lost the end of his tickling stick (don't feel free to add your own jokes to this one!)
Posted by tansy on 03 April 2012

Ray's team mates were concerned that the motivational techniques he was using to make them play better were going a bit too far.
Posted by Smog on 03 April 2012

March 2012 Caption Competition
I love this photo - If I remember correctly Katie G had just thrown a boule at the Red Lion. This always reminds me how much people get into the game, even if they are just watching.
CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 02 March 2012

Martin (visitor to CRFC) had not understood the petanque dance instructions. Ray and Mike knew the moves and both leant to the left.
Posted by Paul M on 02 March 2012

Everybody tries to agree exactly how the accent should be on "Pétanque"
Posted by P Narth on 02 March 2012

Ray - is that there..?
Mike - is that there . . . . ?
Martin - Ooooh look at that!
Barbara - yeah . . . that's mine!
Posted by Happy Bouler on 03 March 2012

"We ought to keep a record of all these good shots, Mike. Let's start a list."
Posted by Smog on 08 March 2012

I wonder if that worm is dead or is it just resting.
Posted by Colin on 11 March 2012

February 2012 Caption
From one of the best boule weekends I have ever had. Isle of Wight players came over to play in a WPA competition that got cancelled. So they joined us on the Caerleon Boules Crawl.
Posted by Paul M on 05 February 2012

PLANK!
Posted by Simon Roy on 05 February 2012

The rendition of "Y.M.C.A." fell flat because they were one person short, and they were rubbish at spelling as well.
Posted by Smog on 06 February 2012

Drastic water shortage affects surfing championship
Posted by tansy on 07 February 2012

Bookem Danno
Posted by Kon on 10 February 2012

After a full day on the beer and boules crawl, players were struggling to stand up straight. Only Nick dared to try a one legged pose!
Posted by Paul M on 14 February 2012

The cast of 'Cocoon' visit Caerleon
Posted by Pendragon on 24 February 2012

January 2012
January Competition
An old photo from one of our Bastille Days - 3 or 4 years ago.

'The opposition were tough - In a no holds barred game of boules they had broken Shun's arm and shot an arrow into the back of his head.'
Posted by Paul M on 10 January 2012

'Shun was keen to show that the sponsorship deal with Right Guard Deodorant was about the effectiveness of the product, and not about the money.'
Posted by Smog on 10 January 2012

'Shun shot. Shun missed.
But he left with the prize for the biggest top lip.'
Posted by Happy Bouler on 17 January 2012

'Beetroot'
Posted by Kon 24 January 2012

December 2011 Caption
Hello Katy Kitty says 'this is a rubbish mirror it makes me look like a miserable bloke with a beard!'
Posted by Paul M [92.9.140.196] on 06 December 2011

Kitty Kate why have'nt you got whiskers like me and Tansy
Posted by Kon Tomczyk [92.9.132.25] on 07 December 2011

Seagull Poo with a sad little ribbon in it doesn’t make either of us look any better! Fancy a hot toddy?
Posted by Bouling Bob [2.100.124.235] on 07 December 2011

The M&S rainwear accessories photoshoot left a lot to be desired.
Posted by Smog [194.34.223.1] on 08 December 2011

Old Caption Competition
March - Captions please . . . .
Still frightened that mobile phone signals will rot his brain, Paul Gregory takes all precautions...

Old Caption Comp Feb 2010
February's caption . . . . . . . .
"I don't think a beard suits you, Michelle" (From Tansy)

"Simon thought his tongue-piercing would be safe but hadn't reckoned on paul's metal helmet, cleverly disguised as a shower cap!!!" (From Rich - I'm guessing)

I know paul looks simple in this photo - but has anyone noticed that Simon's tongue has gone in one ear and out the other??? The wrong-age is mighty.

OLD CAPTION COMPETITION
CAPTIONS PLEASE ... keep it clean!
your suggestions...

"Pierre, douse the fag butt! Barbara's coming!"

"Carling dont do boule players, if they did they'd look bugger all like this!"

Simon - mime artists do EITHER "trapped in a box" OR "walking in the wind" - you seem to be doing "Trapped Wind"

"carling don't do mime artists - you can see why"

Old Caption Competition
CAPTION PLEASE...

Mystery man simonroy@talktalk.net offers
"Mike! MIKE! Mike! MIKE! Mike! Mi bloody Cal!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (you can hear it, can't you)

Paul's offering "MC Ez-Me, fo' shizzle"

Kon suggests "I SHOULD have gone to SpecSavers"

Old Caption Competition
Just way too many comments I can make about this picture - Please send us your own caption. (It was taken in a booth after a number of pints at Brean Sands)

CAPTIONS:
Wow look how close this head is !! - Mags (SPA)

Just before the spin cycle began, Paul suddenly realised the "let's all get in the big washing machine in the launderette" idea was not such a good one after all! - Ant (Barn)

The finalists line up in the 2007 Britain's Sexiest Nostrils competition