July 2014 Caption
A photo of the Caerleon contingent playing at the Celtic Challenge in Fochabers. Paul G seems to have had some kind of clothing malfunction - captions please.

Posted by Paul M on 03 July 2014


This is not a wardrobe malfunction - he is getting ready to photograph the rest of the squad (victorian plate camera just out of shot)
[after my Tin Man horror, a classier entry just for you PNarth]
Posted by tansy on 03 July 2014


Kon goes to a Muslim surgeon to have the snip, so he can win the next Ladies' Championship too
Posted by P Narth on 04 July 2014


The Elephant Man tries to sniff out a bun he suspects someone is hiding
Posted by P Narth on 04 July 2014

CAPTION JUNE 2014
Tansy has pulled this photo out of the pile for us. Another one by David Tull I think.
Captions Please.
Posted by Paul M on 10 June 2014

Tansy is always very protective of her property, and has her name stamped on everything - just ask Paul
Posted by P Narth on 11 June 2014

Tansy must have had her name-tag in her back pocket when she sat on her boules
Posted by P Narth on 11 June 2014

I think you may be mistaken by this photo - These are MY boules! The first one says 'Tansy' The second one says ' Kon' the third says 'Richard'. I had the names of my targets written on them - (unfortunately I would have been better having Paul on them as I shoot my own boules out more often!)
Posted by Paul M on 11 June 2014

Tansy is about to get ANOTHER fail in the shot putt
Posted by A Visitor on 12 June 2014

I'll teach the Tin Man to mess with me...
Posted by Tansy on 14 June 2014

Lovely caption, Tansy
Posted by P Narth on 15 June 2014

weeeell - someone had to do it P Narth.
Posted by tansy on 17 June 2014

May 2014 Caption
This month's photo is courtesy of David Tull. . It shows RFC member, Tansy, with friends Mike and Harrison of Southern region - and Harrison's new friend! -at the Bordon Open.

Sometimes the manufacturers of novelty condoms go a bit too far
Posted by Nick Fowler on 07 June 2014

Are you seriously going to sub me for that
Posted by Kon on 03 June 2014

Harrison's attempt to make a career out of ventriloquism wasn't going as well as he hoped.
Posted by Paul M on 24 May 2014

Paul seems to have gone quackers
Posted by Tansy on 23 May 2014


So, are you taking the point, or opting for a chicken shot?
Posted by P Narth on 19 May 2014

Harrison once again not overly happy with the reaction when showing off his cock!
Posted by Harrison on 18 May 2014

Paul seems to have made a cock of himself
Posted by JSBX on 18 May 2014

ah - P Narth, I'm gld I made the effort, just for that!
my contribution... hot chick signs for RFC
Posted by tansy on 18 May 2014

Tansy pleads with the evil wizards to remove the curse they put on poor Paul
Posted by P Narth on 17 May 2014

June 2013 Captions
June Caption 2013
I was looking for photos for our new upcoming events page (to advertise Bastille Day). When I found this. I couldn't possibly use this for an article and not have it on the caption page!
CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 15 June 2013

Franco-Welsh relations are about to be set back by around fifty years
Posted by P Narth on 17 June 2013

Dont you two make a luvly couple!!!!
Posted by on 18 June 2013

A beret nice picture
Posted by P Narth on 20 June 2013

May Caption 2013
Ok Ok I get the hint - sorry for being slack and missing April.
Try this one - from Ray's Birthday melee (which he won!)

CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 04 May 2013


Ray wins the "Get a Whole Bottle of Wine into your Mouth" competition

Posted by P Narth on 05 May 2013


As he's driving, Ray decides to keep all his wine in his mouth, and not swallow until he gets home

Posted by P Narth on 05 May 2013


Ray wins the melee AND works out where to put the prize (just hope he uncorked the bottle)

Posted by tansy on 06 May 2013


ooooh Betty, I done and gone and won a melee.

Posted by Frank 'Roller Skates' Spencer on 17 May 2013


Caerleon is gaining popularity even in the States. After the last caption showed a visit by Meryl Streep, here we see Chevy Chase dropping in for a bevy.

Posted by P Narth on 29 May 2013

March Caption
One of Pat at the Cup for Clubs.
Captions please
Posted by Paul M on 07 March 2013

an electric cattle prod is the only way to ward off the paparazzi, eh Pat?
Posted by Tansy on 07 March 2013

Don't even think of beating Pat at pétanque unless your car aerial is totally retractable
Posted by P Narth on 08 March 2013

Not only was it cold and wet, but, now her candy floss had been blown away! Pat was having a bad day!
Posted by Happy Bouler on 09 March 2013

They do not like it upem Tansy
they do not like it upem
Posted by Kon on 09 March 2013

I said chocolate digestives not rich tea!!!!!
Posted by barbara on 09 March 2013

When I suggested you should be a conductor, Pat, I meant on the buses
Posted by P Narth on 10 March 2013

the cattle prod is the ONLY way to manage Mike North (poor Mike - even when he's not the star of the photo he gets stick!)
Posted by (very) Cold Bouler on 10 March 2013

"Who's idea was it to play in this *blankety blank* weather?"
Posted by Smog on 11 March 2013

Pat threatens Paul
'GET THE NEW CAPTION PHOTO UP NOW!'
Posted by Pointer on 08 April 2013

NOW LOOK HERE! I am prepared to let April go but if you don't put up a caption for May I will be inserting this right up your [POST SELF-CENSORED FOR DECENCY]

Posted by Pointer on 27 April 2013
Let's hope it gets warmer soon. Miss March looks a trifle overdressed.
Posted by P Narth on 29 April 2013

February Caption
One from the BiG presentation night 2012.
Captions Please
Posted by Paul M on 12 February 2013

Paul hides the prize (for first responder to the caption competition) from PNarth so he can present it to Happy Bouler.
Yay Me!
Posted by Happy Bouler on 12 February 2013

What cup size are you then, Tansy?
Posted by P Narth on 13 February 2013

Paul is concelaing a further 3 trophies about his person - which explains his pained expression
Posted on 13 February 2013

Sorry PNarth - I'm not the mighty and esteemed leader of the romans - as for cup size . . . . do they do bra's for moobs? I guess saying 'Yay me' makes me sound like Tansy!?
My new caption would be: 'Paul listens to his own heart beat on the award-o-phone.'
Posted by Happy Bouler on 14 February 2013

I was repsonible for the the "conceling 3 other cups" caption - luckily I wasn't responsible for the removal of said cups - that fell to an unfortunate nurse with a pair of pliers in A&E...
Posted by Tansy on 20 February 2013

January Caption 2013
January Caption 2013
About time we had one of Tansy. Thanks to Kon for this photo from our club outing to Tenby.
CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 05 January 2013

Police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a very fast cigar thief
Posted by P Narth on 06 January 2013

The old ice-cubes-down-the-front-of-the-dress trick was always good for a laugh
Posted by P Narth on 06 January 2013

aah! the joy & emotion of the moment it was announced I'd won Miss World (just not necessarily THIS World)
Posted by Tansy on 08 January 2013

Who left that damned boule on my chair?!!
Posted by Brian Stote on 08 January 2013

"In the excitement I think I may have swallowed a boule....have a look will you?"
Posted by Martin on 09 January 2013

Tansy is caught trying to gnaw the back of Paul's head off!
Posted by Happy Bouler on 11 January 2013

A coch is easy I can also swallow a boule.
Posted by Mr John Price on 11 January 2013

Paul is telling his train anecdotes again. Pat desperately looks for help . . . . . Tansy opens her mouth and goes for the gun
Posted by Pointer on 11 January 2013

"Come on then ... If you're that good at pétanque whack it in here!"
Posted by Anne on 11 January 2013

Vase - Pat - Paul - Tansy. . . .Caerleon's new proposal for the map of evolution was looking less and less convincing. . . . especially as the 'top rung' specimen was such a commited mouth breather.
Posted by Tonka T on 17 January 2013

Spidaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by kon on 18 January 2013

December Caption 2012
Apologies for the delay:
This photo was taken at the BiG league presentation.
There is a story behind it - but probably best to leave it open to speculation.

CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul on 11 December 2012

Keep looking - someone must have stolen that bottle of fake tan
Posted by P Narth on 12 December 2012

The Blues salute as Paul probes the invisible man
Posted by tansy on 13 December 2012

Members of Caerleon Pétanque Club indicate the recent levels of flooding on their piste
Posted by P Narth on 14 December 2012

Show me the way to Amarillo
Posted by Kon on 16 December 2012

Follow that Star!!
Posted by barbara on 16 December 2012

The "Guess the Height of Tom Cruise" game was always fun
Posted by P Narth on 17 December 2012

Well we've got their trophy's . . . . . .now where are the A's?
Posted by Paul M on 03 January 2013

November Caption 2012
He is just so photogenic! Mike stars as the subject of the caption competition once again!
CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 06 November 2012

If this month's caption competition has a prize and an evening with Mike's it, no thanks
Posted by P Narth on 07 November 2012

Mike tried his best, but failed to pass the physical for Ghent this year
Posted by P Narth on 07 November 2012

Mike North - the world's least convicing ladyboy
Posted by tansy on 07 November 2012

Mike had heard the warnings and came prepared for the possibility of flash floods . . . . . .illegal raves . . . . . . and/or spontaneous hula parties.
Posted by Pwyntyr on 08 November 2012

He would have fooled me, Tansy!
Posted by P Narth on 09 November 2012
sorry, P Narth - no refunds
Posted by Mike's Pimp on 27 November 2012

Hurry up! I can't wait to see Miss December.

Refund? After a night like that?!?!?
Posted by P Narth on 07 December 2012

October 2012 Captions
One from our Bastille day this year. Good expressions and some strange fancy dress.
CAPTION PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 03 October 2012

Caerleon once again excel in their 2012 "Insult a Nation" melee
Posted by P Narth on 04 October 2012

Pat had really wanted a new black beret, as her old Smartphone was getting old
Posted by P Narth on 04 October 2012

By their faces, Paul, Nobby and Pat had all smelt it. Therefore Asterix MUST have dealt it!
Posted by Happy Bouler on 13 October 2012

Tansy had a lot of Gaul trying to put Paul off his shot
Posted by on 17 October 2012

Seeing Tansy as Asterix, when Paul missed, he was heard to say "O Belix!" (or something like that)
Posted by P Narth on 18 October 2012

SEPTEMBER 2012 CAPTION
Apologies for the lateness of September's picture. Many thanks to PNarth for the excellent last post on August's competition.
As penance I have chosen this delightful picture of myself - on our trip to the Ship. CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 20 September 2012

At shooting he was fine, but Paul had never got the hang of pointing
Posted by P Narth on 21 September 2012

Paul's "Pull my finger" joke was the reason the Club had tied him to the umbrella
Posted by P Narth on 21 September 2012

"Oh I see now. You throw the steel ball TOWARDS the small wooden one. Well I never!"
Posted by Smog on 21 September 2012

That'll teach Ian Bailey to bend over without a belt on his trousers [with apologies for such an upsetting caption]
Posted by tansy on 25 September 2012

"I can miss closer than that!"
Posted by Smog on 01 October 2012

AUGUST 2012 CAPTION
Last month saw the most responses to the caption competition that we have ever had. I can't think of anything for this one BUT if you are going to be photographed in this position you have to expect it to appear on the captions page. One from our Bastille Day 2012.
CAPTIONS PLEASE
Posted by Paul M on 01 August 2012

Ray finally works out the correct proportions of stripes, dots and disco moves to achieve zero gravity.
Posted by Happy Bouler on 01 August 2012

When did Ray start the Zumba classes at the club
Posted by Barbara on 06 August 2012

Ray was practising his dance moves for his cousin's wedding disco video
Posted by P Narth on 06 August 2012

Not so much Saturday Night Fever as Friday Afternoon Slight Temperature
Posted by P Narth on 06 August 2012

WE'RE HOLDING - YOU'RE NOT. NA NA NA-NA NA!
Posted by Smog on 13 August 2012

OK, who left the garage door open? Now Ray's escaped.
Posted by P Narth on 15 August 2012

Hey, hurry up and change the photo for September's. I can't hold this pose for much longer.
Posted by P Narth on 14 September 2012

JULY 2012 CAPTION
One of Jeremy in what looks like a very strange pose (if you didn't know he was playing boules!)
CAPTIONS PLEASE

Rave revivalist Jeremy hits the "turn on the taps" phase of Big Fish - Little Fish - Cardboard Box.
Posted by tansy on 03 July 2012

Hey, these invisible toilets are a bit public!
Posted by P Narth on 03 July 2012

Hey, could someone get this coat hanger out of the back of my shirt?
Posted by P Narth on 03 July 2012

Jeremy leans left to counterbalance his enormous right arm
Posted by tansy on 03 July 2012

Next time, Jeremy would avoid the cheaper, quick-drying underarm deodorant
Posted by P Narth on 04 July 2012

"Look at me, I'm a tiger. Raaaaaargh!!!!"
Posted by Smog on 04 July 2012

Professional as ever:- While playing caerleon's invisible piano Jeremy copes with a collapsing stool without missing a note.
Posted by Paul M on 06 July 2012

"It hurts when I do this, Doctor."
"Well, don't do it then."
Posted by P Narth on 07 July 2012

Jeremy was determined to get that job as a human Jack-in-the-Box, and spent every moment practicing to perfect his "pop!"
Posted by tansy on 09 July 2012

In the Retirement Home for Aged Superheroes, Spiderman relives his glory days
Posted by P Narth on 10 July 2012

this picture has been airbrushed! No rain!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jeremy v on 15 July 2012