Player:                James Simpson
Age:                     25
Nicknames:         Doofus, Vincent, Simo, Flymo, Tash
Darts:                  22g
Highest C/O:       153
Best Leg:            13 Darts
Teams:                Liberton Rugby Club, Stars Club, Tungsten Tigers, Gillie Miners

Q. How long have you been playing darts?
A. About 4 years.

Q. Whose your favourite darts player?
A.  Wayne Mardle/Gary Anderson

Q. What football team do you support?
A. Glasgow Celtic and anyone who plays Rangers!

Q. Can you remember your first ever league game? What happened....
A. Aye, I played for the club in a pairs game with Chris Froude. We played 2 guys from the Rosewell. We won, i played no bad but was shiting myself lol.

Q. What about your first singles game?
A. Beat a guy from the Dean Tavern. I was really nervous and hit the tyre twice lol.

Q. Whose the best player you have ever played?
A. Probably Daz Tiffney. He's a cracking player considering he puts in little practice and would rather play rugby. Waste of talent if you ask me, needs to stop chasing eggs, getting physical with other guys and stick in at the darts!

Q. Whose the best player you have ever played with? why...
A. Harry Todman. Got the chance to play with him at a jumble pairs comp. Hes quality! We got to the final but lost. Harry's back was killing him after it haha.

Q. You were Captain of the team and then Vice Captain, Why stand down?
A. I got the team started and done my fair share, just needed a well deserved break. Darren is a good captain and Lijo was a really good choice.

Q. I hear you played Kenny recently and he had a nice finish against you?
A. Aye it was cheeky but class. Had 120 left and clocked 3 tops. He is another one who is scary at times but doesnt practice.

Q. You were practising with Ryan Murray for a while, why stop?
A. I thought it would improve me but he just pumps you with his constant scoring. Ends up mind fucking you lol. Suppose it would take more than that to improve me as im horse!

Q. Worst darts moment?
A. Got tucked away from George I mean IAN Dalgleish from the Vic Bar - almost got grannied. I actually retired after that night. Since i've been back playing i've beaten him twice. Get it right up u Ian!!

Q. Best darts moment?
A. Winning the 9 man team with the Boys. Beating the A team in the final made it extra special!! Love nothing more than beating them.

Q. Favourite Band
A. The Beatles - Legends

Q. Darts players like a bevvy...whats your drink then?
A. Like a pint but nothing better than a wee whisky sesh with my mucker Lijo. Tiffney got us into them, they are the damage.

Q. If you were a pro...What would be your Walk on song?
A. Aqua - Barbie Girl (just for the banter) Sorry Gary I know you wanted that