My New Year Wishes - Happy 2012 !!

by Craig Chapman - Party Leader - 17:49 on 22 December 2011

Merry Christmas everyone - thanks for your support this last year.

2012 is going to be a dodgy year :-

i) Cameron is going to be giving way to all manner of LibDem demands

ii) Cameron looks like he's going to sign more EU papers to supposedly to save the Euro - well for week 1 anyway, until the next crisis

iii) Labour and their appalling Unions will be staging more and more marches to complain about all the money they lost and all the people they tied up in jobs the country can't afford

iv) Merkel and her lapdog short-arse Sarkozy (it is patriotic to collaberate - sound familar ???) will find 8,000 more ways to tax the British to pay for their control programme (read EU and Euro currency)

v) More UK businesses will struggle against the Euro-based competitors that we paid to make stronger

Enough gloom yet ?

So stop voting for the cretins then !!

So, our aims for 2012 :-

i) raid the Tory rebels and take over Parliament with IDS and Boris leading the way to give the voters what they requested in the winning Manifesto

ii) announce we're leaving the EU, but maintaining our EEC privedges and that we suggest Netherlands, Sweden, Czech Republic, Hungary, Ireland and Poland do likewise, whilst we ackowledge that the French citizens wish they could too, if only their government listened to the people instead of arrogantly shouting at them.

iii) Set-up trading pact with Norway & Switzerland and fellow EU rebels, with the remaining EU countries - on our own terms

iv) Set up new trading pacts around the world without having to pay the EU a tax on everything we do for our citizens

v) Start to transfer people from the public sector to the private sector so that their hard work can actually make the country some money, not just send it around in diminishing circles

vi) Stop the public sector paying tax, and adjust net salaries accordingly - reason, see above Item (v)

vii) From Jan 1st, announce that any 3rd, 4th, 5th etc children planned will not receive child benefit, they become the responsibility of their parents if they can afford it. Amnesty on conception until 20th January. Cut off (ouch) birth date 20th September.

viii) Those who have chosen not to work will have 6 months to find work or sign up to a national task programme of at least earning their sit-at-home allowance (its' new name).

ix) Those on sick pay who believe they could do 2 days per week and share their experience to help bring along apprentices, will be given a split pay/pension arrangement.

x) Unions will be banned from financing political parties if they continue to be involved in hypocritcal policy campaigning (note - they presently campaign against cuts caused by money Labour lost). They have to alot 50% of their work to assisting public sector staff find relevant private sector work.

Well that will give me a happier new year anyway !!!

Cool Yule !!!

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