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Cameron - another liar in Westminster

by Craig Chapman - Party Leader - 06:43 on 21 October 2011

Fill Parliament with career politicians who have never had jobs that need to pay for themselves and what do we get ?

A country that cannot pay for itself.

We now have a government that is not providing the manifesto it was voted in to perform.

We have a distant third party having a huge influence over the continuing ruling of our country by unelected nobodies across Europe. David Cameron has let the UK down very badly by turning against his manifesto pledge to offer a referendum on our EU membership. He now ranks along side Tony Blair and Gordon Brown as a gutless liar.

I apologise that I voted for Conservative at the last elections. Of course, we HAD to get rid of Gordon Brown, in which we succeeded, but only to be replaced by another liar.

More evidence that - our government's hands are tied, unfortunately, they tie the knots themselves.

Well Parliament, I say today that you had better look out, you are going to get well and truly kicked up the backside !!

 

I now refer to a Blog I posted 4 years ago which highlighted the U-Turn nature of the leaders of our main 3 political parties :-

OK, we take a break from the World Athletics Championships in Osaka for a moment, to review a few sporting events taking place closer to home.
 
First, we’re off to Witney in Oxfordshire to meet Great Britain’s new Toe Curling champion, Davey-Boy Cameron.
 
“So Davey-Boy, we’re led to believe that Toe Curling has been carried on for centuries but only recently have events enabled participants to excel so greatly. Please do tell us more about this sport, can anyone compete or does it take years of neutering ?”
 
“Well, I must confess to some additional tuition during my recent visit to Rwanda where the rule of law has been thrown out with the bath water so to speak, for many years, but yes, backtracking and emitting confusing, inconsistent signals are the prime skills required by a premier league Toe Curler. Also, at this time of year, the winds across the Rwandan Plains do change direction on a daily basis and this helped me to achieve previously unclimbed levels of Toecurlability.
 
For example, let me remind you, I came out, hand on heart a few months back and truly believed that our inner cities require an enormous dose of peace and love. The changes in climate over especially the last 25 years have seen a huge growth in the Greater Hooded Yobbie (also known as Largerus Maximus) population, mostly due to giving out the most inconsistent signals possible in outstanding Toe Curling style, and I have taken a fundamental honour in being able to experience this as I’ve progressed onwards and upwards, encouraging and embracing it at every possible juncture.
 
Now as I stand before you today in my shiny new sponsored Toe Curling boots, I would like to go on record in declaring that the Greater Hooded Yobbie is in dire need of acceptable behaviour boundaries and stricter upbringing.”
 
“Well, folks, there you have it, Davey-Boy Cameron performing an outstanding Toe Curler for you all, there is truly nothing like a whole series of inconsistent messages to impose a lethal dose of Liberal Anarchy across a nation.
 
OK, over to another sport, though I must stress that this more of a none-participation activity, we take a look at the noble art of Nambi-Pambi. The aim is to line up against your enemies on facing hillsides and tremble at the knees. The key moment that determines victory is when the losers perform the Clegg-Mingus manoeuvre which entails soiling your underwear, turning around and running away with tears running down the cheeks, screaming “its not fair, they were wearing pointy hats and I was frightened.” This noble art is a great favourite amongst civil servants and those who can’t really be bothered.
 
Just quickly, as we’re running out of time following Davey-Boy’s hogging of the microphone, our last couple of sporting insights, before we take you back to Osaka, is a quick look at Lordery and Kitty Fiddling.  Errr, no, the Director of News at the BBC has just screamed in my ear piece, we shall be cutting this sporting bulletin short.
 
Back to Osaka then…..”
 
 

Nothing changes then....


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