Glad That's All Straight Then

by Craig Chapman - Party Leader - 15:48 on 05 October 2011

So the big 3 have finished their conferences. The UK ozone layer is well and truly shot through, as more hot air is sent skyward than if every cow and sheep in Europe had spent the night on bubble & squeak & mushy peas. Sadly, that version of exhalement might have made more sense.

So, Labour are sorry, some Tories might be but they can't decide, but the Lib Dems know they aren't, even though they damn well should be !!! Quite....

Theresa May made a lot of sense regarding the ridiculous European Court of Human Rights Act only to be let down by Ken Clarke. Popular Alliance certainly want this abomination dropped as soon as possible - it should never have been installed in the first place without a National Referendum and a Constitutional Reform Act, seeing as it allows an outside body to control our laws - that's quite an important detail which Blair conveniently left off his manifesto.

Clegg tells us its here to stay. On the balance Nick, it might last a couple of weeks longer than you, though it has similar relevance.

Cameron spent his time avoiding so many egg shells, it was almost like Edwina Currie was back on the front bench. No Mr Cameron, you were not in slightest the commanding leader that our country needs right now.

Boris Johnson showed what a speech should sound like, its a shame he didn't bring up Ken Clarke as a topic for derision.

In short :-

The economy is apparently still dire, but not so bad (delete as applicable, we heard both options).

The EU is our friend and enemy and no-one has any idea how a party who lost votes and came third at the last election can dictate which eggs shells have to avoided.

Liberalism is a disease, grey areas are trouble and an entire House of Commons is fully under its grip. All 3 parties are a shambles and wouldn't pass the parliamentary equivalent of their cycling proficiency badge.

Wake up Britain and stop voting for these gutless jokers.

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