POTUS HAS GROUNDED

by Craig Chapman - 07:29 on 24 May 2011

Just a few observations on political events this week.

As Barak Obama searches Ireland for his missing apostrophe, it was hilarious to see the nation that can put men on the moon and sneak across 400 miles of Pakistan unoticed, can't negotiate the bump across the footpath outside his Dublin hotel. The multi-million dollar vehicle grounded with a horrifying screech as it attempted to drive across the pavement. 

Bets are now being taken on the next country to which Mr Obama might try and forge some form of historical kinship. Mr Obami of Lebanon ? Mr Aam of Mongolia ? Mr Orama of Japan ? He's certainly not going to be making much money from present day Irish links but it does cement plenty more votes from the Boston and New York areas.

The very thought of Gordon Brown, the Badly Knitted Man, leading the IMF is scary. The man who presided over the mega squillion crash in our nation's finances now thinks he is qualified to manage the world. Of course, many blame the greedy bankers for the crash, forgetting of course that it was this idiot who de-regulated the banks in the first place.

A worthy source also advises that the UK's gold reserves which Brown sold off, might not have been all entirely ours to sell.

We're advised that bonds were held to signify gold that has not yet been mined. The UK, and other nations, were simply "leasing" this future gold and it has never been ours to sell, therefore as the world gold price escalates, we are now repsonsible for covering its ever increasing value.

I'm quite sure there would be a heavy knock on my front door if I tried to sell my lease car. Surely this is a form of embezzlement, how did this man get away with these crimes ?

Lastly, we note that Lord Lunchpack John Prescott is pursuing his aim to sue the News Of The World for phone hacking. We are trying to picture the dossier of findings hidden in some back vault at News International -

8 king-sized pizzas with treble cheese toppings

17 No1s and No6 with double fried rice

and 2 special hampers please Mr Fayed.

28th May update - Ed Milliband gets married today, his brother is the only "politician" attending and there is no Best Man ! Says it all really !! Limp handshakes all-around, YUK !!

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