I'm Back

by Craig Chapman - 07:33 on 08 March 2010

My apologies for not updating these pages for a few weeks, I've been juggling life between work and my wife being ill and as much as we can all spit feathers about Gordon Brown and the rest of that appalling shambles, some things in life take precident.

The attempted alliance between Popular Alliance and a few other parties crashed and burned in a flury of egos and cloth ears. Its a damn shame as no-one around that table is exactly in the running to even come fourth in any contested seat in the UK, so quite where the superior attitude comes from beats me. Unfortunately some just saw it as a few more members for their own parties and policies, however, it does highlight a few things :-

i) We're all mighty and thoroughly cheesed off with our present government and their consistent blame passing, incompetance and blatant lying.

Gordon Brown's latest lies regarding MOD funding, are really crawling the depths of his office and he deserves a garden full of tanks and battleships at sunrise, the lying toad !! MOD chiefs say he is being "disengenious with the truth" which means he is "pretending to not know about the situation." We read this to mean "he his not doing his damn job !!"

ii) We all had a bit of Tory background and the fact that so many smaller parties exist with such history suggests that our present Tory party gives us little confidence.

iii) There are too many egos flying around in some very small ponds, to be able unite against the pillocks who waste our money and bring down our country on a second by second basis.

So, how do Popular Alliance think we'll fare at any forthcoming elections ?

We'll be lucky to stand 5 candidates to be honest. We have good party members around the country, but finding good people with the time and backing to get up there and speak some sense, is similar to rooting out Unicorn droppings. Just looking through our policies again, the newspapers should be backing us to the hilt (they call for a party like with every column inch they print) and yet its so damn hard to get the buggers off their asses and offer some solutions to their constant whining. Maybe a succesful and popular government is less boring to write about and employs fewer journalists ???

I have quoted broadcaster John Gaunt on many occasions (and I always admit to that) and he has used many lines from our blogs (and is yet to name-drop us). Today I will quote one of his replacements in The Sun newspaper Friday columns - Frankie Boyle :-

"Lets face it, a cardboard cut out of Fireman Sam and an Ironing Table could not have done a worse job of running our country than the present shambles."

Its a shocking indictment, but its closer to the truth than we'd ever dare wish for.

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