Someone please lock Gordon Brown in The Funny Farm - and quick !!

by Craig Chapman - 08:51 on 24 September 2008

So, Gordon Brown acts as himself and Neil Kinnock is over the moon about it – hang on there, lets just enjoy that thought – Neil Kinnock, over the moon – all we need now is an eclipse and he might get lost on his way back !! HOORAY !!! 

So what did Brown tell us yesterday ?

It is not a time for novices - after just 16 months on the job ?? Hmmm.... I can't disagree with that one Gordeypoos.

He is going to solve all our problems – well at least he should know what they are, he was a major part of the team that caused and created most of them 

He is giving away more tax breaks and benefits in an effort to save his job – his government can’t afford to do this with their present set of self-inflicted outlays, so we can rest assured, he’ll give on one hand and take double with the other. What a convenient day for another rise in oil prices, just in time for his bigger percentage share again.

He cares about what is best for Britain !!! Crikey, where do I start to answer that one ? No-one could possibly cock up more things concerning our nation.  

The bloke is a delusional fool, so arrogantly convinced of his own invincibility and intellect, that he is a danger to all those that he supposedly leads. Stick a pin in his backside and he’d join Neil Kinnock on the dark side of the moon, such would be the blast of hot air !!  Oh, and whilst we're knocking him whilst he's down (cherish the moment), I'll leave out the obvious lockjaw gags but will ask if that gulping technique is a repetitive-strain-syndrome-type-side-effect from too much bagpipe playing ? The wind does constantly change direction on those craggy Grampian peaks and we all know what our Mom's told us about face pulling !!

So, to sum up in one awful situation, exactly where Labour’s 11 years of leadership have led us - there are Kurdish prostitutes on the streets of Sheffield, knocking the doors of private houses, offering sex for 2 pounds a time.  

Firstly, it could be stated that they have more balls than our existing bunch of public-fearing MPs in that they are knocking doors and asking questions, however, this is typical of the third world dump that he and his cohorts have led us into and charged us massively for the privilege. 

Then we have the kids with knives, drugs everywhere, police hiding under mountains of paperwork, hospitals with no funds because they spent it all on diversity managers and immigrants, meanwhile our taxes are building new power stations across Europe, as we donate huge profits to French and Russian companies just to keep warm on our own shores…….

Rather than a standing ovation (through gritted knuckles) Popular Alliance would have liked to have seen the Police arrest him right there upon the stage of Labour’s convention in Manchester and frogmarch him away for :- 

i) Acts of Treason – selling our nation to the European Union and continuing to lie about the democracy he tells us that we have.  

ii) Gross negligence with the running of the United Kingdom 

iii) Not keeping to the oath that he swore to the Queen to act in the best interests of this country

Then again, the courts are all answering to Brussels as well, so they can literally get away with anything they wish on our shores and there's not a damn thing we can do about - apart from depose the bigots !!

The Police could then hand him over to the sub-contracted men in imported white coats to take him away to a privately funded hospice where we are not permitted to describe the mental state of those kept within, for fear of upsetting one of the Regional Diversity Accomodators that his (and the Smiley Bliar Man) ridiculous term in office has produced. And imagine the paperwork involved, they could employ another 5,000 paper shufflers to handle it all !! 

Quite what alternatives Good Bloke Dave from the Tories and Plonker Whatsisname from the LibDemmy people have to offer as an alternative, I’m really not sure.

Labour is a Liberal Party, Conservative is a Liberal Party meanwhile, the LibDems don't like what they see in the mirror if they complain about the government, so I’m wholly convinced that had either been in power for the last 11 years, we’d be in pretty much the same puddle of doodoo that we find ourselves in today.

And so to today’s news …. French company EDF have today bought our 8 nuclear power stations – AARRGGHHH !!!! 

Popular Alliance propose that the UK government should have a minimum 51% stake in any energy company or organisation operating upon our shores.

We propose that the vast percentage of energy required upon our shores can be produced by a sensible combination of clean and easily run methods.

We also propose that our reliance on these overseas take-overs of our nation's necessities cease right now. Only from such a starting point, can our nation begin to build, invest and develop in its own destiny.

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