CAR BOOT SALE, DOWNING STREET - UPDATED

by Craig Chapman - 12:13 on 28 July 2008

Saturday 2nd August 2008, 7am

FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED

FREE PARKING  

Quick guys, whilst he’s gone, rush some tables across from Whitehall, get it all laid out in street, 10p per item, it’ll all go very quickly, then when he returns, have a doctor on hand, claim you’ve never seen him before and when he drivels on about a Prime Minister or something, the doctor can take him away.

JOB DONE !!

** Updated Monday - so Tony Bliar is behind the Miliband efforts ? I certainly agree in the reported comments he made about Brown trying to drop the Blair legacy but having nothing new to follow up with. He was also correct about a few of Brown's actions playing publically into Cameron's hands.

We were fed up of Bliar when he was in power and now even he is fed up of Brown, that is an indictment indeed. 

** Update Saturday - It appears that a Mr Bean lookalike has decided that our car boot sale suggestion is a very good idea. Davey-Boy Miliband has taken time away from his MacDonalds dayjob where he proudly wears his 5 star award, to stir up a drive to dislodge his boss. Normally we would look down on such disloyalty, but it is very hard to be loyal to a man who has signed our nation over to others to govern. In older times they would be shouting "March him to the gallows" but these days he's just heading for a huge pay-off, no doubt.

No doubt, it is headless chicken time at Tory HQ at the thought of having a newer (if a bit rubbery) face on the block to challenge their meteoric rise through 0% input. As tax payers, we hope that something good might come of this but we won't hold our breath.

Berlin flocked to hear that "Our time has come" and that "This is our time." Like our own Davey-Boy Cameron, Mr Obama has no polices, has a penchant for the dreaded U-Turn (in Iraq, out Iraq...), refuses to come clean on his younger life and is creating such a splash for saying so little that his opponent is being crushed. This proves that the world does not care for concrete plans, experience or ability, it just wants some picture friendly oik to wave and make the other guy look bad. That both Bush and Brown make these jobs easier by performing so badly, plays into their hands.

What this situation has done however is taken away the ability of so many to look beyond the headlines and study exactly what is being offered. Popular Alliance are the only full agenda UK party with consistent policies.

Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle's appearance on TV at the weekend left me in stitches - either on Mock The Week or Would I Lie To You. His description of Gordon Brown's forced smile as being one caused by the "digestive passing of a Sea Urchin" really hits the nail on the head. Ouch !!

This also aptly describes how I feel each time he comes onto out TVs and tells us that he is getting on with the job.

This blog has now been online for 12 days and still the hits are going through the roof - so thanks for looking. We try to keep as much info and comment through as possible, but politics can be a very boring subject for many with all the ranting and he said/she said, so the odd lighthearted moment pleases us as much as anyone else.  

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