Dave.

Over 40 years of motorcycling experience. By good luck or chance Dave studied chemistry and managed to get a job utilising his degree! The only downside is that his place of work is an oil rig in the North Sea. Really only comes to the shed to look as he has his own shed of vehicles to maintain.

The world of literature would have taken a different course if Roger Hargreaves knew Dave. That fine work known as "Mr Bump" could have been "Mr Burp" had Roger and Dave been acquaintances. Yes, Dave's favourite trick is to burp very loudly and almost continuously mostly due to prior consumption of a mince and garlic based meal.

Most likely to – bring the Private Eyes and motoring magazines

Least likely to – work.

Favourite plant – anything of use to flavour mince