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How to get a techy to fix your computer

by Mark Nolan - 23:36 on 12 June 2009

How to get your computer fixed:

1 Be next to the computer when you call.

2 Have it turned on. They don't work when they're switched off.

3 Don't say 'It's not urgent'. We have to treat it as urgent, otherwise it'll never get fixed.

4 Don't offer me coffee. Even if your coffee is exactly how I like it, I won't enjoy it as I will be worrying about spilling it on your computer.


Comment from Daughter at 07:44 on 14 March 2011.
Don't worry, I would never offer you coffee.

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