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John Bruce

This man is a serious mischief maker and is wanted alive or alive.

Last seen somewhere in Dingwall pretending to be a football player and offending all fashion sensibilities. Has also been seen somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere attempting to show his strength by pushing a lamp post over whilst wearing a very bizarre ensemble -PINK TROUSERS. Last seen swimming away after falling over himself.

If he tells you he has a silver shiny trophy be aware as he probably knicked it.



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