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BOOK WORMS BITE ,  A RARE KIND OF WOMAN INDEED,

OH GODELMING,   TINKLING VOICES. equal the full story of the characters which start with BWB and end in TVoices.

                                    BOOKS WORMS BITE!

it was a very old book covered in dust. It had lain in a corner of the cuboard for years, never opened, never noticed until the day Rosie anf Fred moved house. Packing up all the goods they had accumilated over forty years at number seventy two Lazybee Drive they knew that not all the items could go with them to their retirement bungelow by the sea at Muchlee on Marsh. So bit by bit as cuboards were emptied items were discarded onto a pile to be taken to the charity shop or tip, depending on thier condition. It was Rosie who found the book laying so far back on the shelf taht she almost missed seeing it at all. Curious Rosie tried to read it's titile, faded and dusty, but it was too far gone. She opened the book and saw it was called Travells With Uncle George. Some fort of none-fiction geographic she supposed. Needing to get on Rosie tossed the book onto the not wanted pile.

And so it was that the book, along with other torn bits, warn bits and broken bits, was deposited at the tip from the boot of Fred's car. As Fred drove away the breeze ruffeld the books pages, and revealed an old piece of writing paper neatly folded into four. By now Fred's car was out of sight. The breeze lifted the piece of paper and blew it a long the ground, where it came to rest on the path.

Rosemary arriving to deposit some old clothes in the recycling bin noticed the piece of paper, and being either curious or nosey, she was never sure which, picked it up. opened it out and read it. She saw it was a letter dated 1924, addressed to Dear Rose. She jumped when she saw a name, so like her own. The letter begged the reciptiant never to forget the sender, even though he would be away for some time. Rosemary refolded the paper and put it in her pocket. When she got home she placed the paper into her desk diary, and forgot about it for several days. Only when she looked into the diary for a ;phone number did Rosemary once again see the folded paper. She unfolded it and laid it out on her desk.

The Old Hotel, Zanesbury Head, Sufex. July 20th 1924.

Dear Rose, By the time you read this I will be on a ship travelling to Africa. It is for the best that I go now. Please do not forget me, even though it may be a very long time before you hear from me again.  Keep well. Stanley.

Rosemary wondered for weeks about the letter. Who were Stanley and Rose. Did they ever meet again. Sometimes Rosemary imagined Rose wating in vain for years and never a word from the long gone Stanley. At other times she imagined a letter from Africa arriving with Rose to tell her that Stanley had made his foetune and was on his way home, and that they were married and lived happily ever after.

Eventualy Rosemary took the letter to the local paper The Backstop Bugle ,and they printed it on page seven, along side an advert for a trvel agency, which seemed appropriate to Rosemary.  Mr Cuthbert Sedgewick saw the item in the Bugle and remembered his school friend, and fellow scourge of the village of Damson Dale, Stanley Maxim. Stanley had not been a lad to get out of the way as trouble came rushing toward him. Because of this by 1924, aged only nineteen, he had already been in all sorts of trouble, and at the time the letter was dated had been out of prison for only a few days, having served six months for theft.

Stanley had decided to get out of the country before the authorities could lay their hands on him for anything else. With a few pounds form his mother, Stanley bought documents from a friend, of a friend, of a friend that proved he was Archibald Evans from Wales, and signed on the trading ship Pagan Rose sailing for Africa. In his mind Stanley was sure that this was where wealth awaited him. The only person Stanley had met who he thought was Welsh was a man named McTavish, who everyone called Tavy, who was in fact from Fife. So it was that Stanley boarded ship with a Welsh identity, and a distinctly wobbly scottish accent.

After three days at sea Stanley had still not found his sea lega. As the waves rushed toward the ship, Stanley reflected, as he hung over the side, that this must be why it is called the high seas. By the following morning the sea was even higher, and  the Pagan Rose was tossed around like a cork in a swimming pool. For Stanley life had no meaning, and he would even rather have been back in prison exchanging friendly banter with the warders,

By now his crew mates had realised that young Arch, as they called him, believing his welsh name, was not a lad who had sailed before. They laughed at him and told him that there was worse to come.

Back in Damson Dale, Rose Wood looked at the birds in the sky wondering wether any of them would be flying to Africa. She had heard of something birds did called migration, but she was not sure that she believed in it. Just in case, she hoped that the birds would see Stanley safe and sound when they got there.

Rose worked in the knitwear factory, where new knitting machines had been installed. She sat all day, making bottle green sleeves, that would become part of bottle green cardigans. The factory was in the town, and Roase cycled the four miles from Damson Dale. Now Stanley was so far away and she could not vist him as she had visited him in prison, Rose felt very alone.

She often stopped to talk to Stanley's friend, Cuthbert Sedgewick. Cuthbert had a job on a farm as a herdsman, and Rose would sit in the field wiht Cuthbert whilst they spoke of Stanley, and wondered what he was up to now. Whatever it was, they expected Stanley was having a more exciting time than they were.

At last the Pagan Rose had arrived in Africa, and Stanley walked down the gangplank onto firm ground. Having been paid off, and with no intention of doing anyhting else except stay where he had arrived, Stanley's first task was to find lodgings and a job.

The false documents Stanley carried stated that Archiblad Evans had worked as a bookeeper, and there was letter of reccomendation from his imaginary former employer. Asking a a trading store near the docks Stanley was told that Willy Twigg at the saw mill was in need of a general hand supervisor, and the job came with somewhere to live.

Willy was impressed with Stanley's enthusiasim. By Stanley's account of things, even though he had (as Archibald) been in a well paid job, which he had ontained by rapid promotion, Stanley's dream of bettering himself had proven too much to ignor. Stanley assured Willy that he would stay at the saw mill for at least a year before considering where his options lay. This would give him time to learn about commerce in Africa.

As Christmas approached in Damson Dale Rose, having sneaked a quantity of wool from the factory, knitted Cuthbert a bottle green scarf to keep him warm in the fields.

Weeks turned to months, and Stanley worked long hours at the sawmill. He struggled to add up the figures, but as he was suposed to be an experienced bookeeper could not ask for help. By the end of the eighth month Stanley had thought out his plan to seek wealth. He had heard many tales from people who said that they had found diamonds inland. They spoke as if the uncut stones were laying on the ground waiting to be picked up.

Stanley had written a letter to Rose, which he had given to a seaman sailing on a ship bound for Liverpool. Wether the letter had arrived safetly Stanley could not tell, but there had so far been no reply from Rose.

Sitting at his desk in the dimly lit, stiffilingly  hot, sawmill offfice, Stanley heard voices coming closer. He looked out of the window and saw Willy talking to two women, one of whom was of middle years, the other about Stanley's age.

Stanley dusted his jacket, smoothed down his hair, and stepped out of the office door. He stopped in apparent suprise, appearing to be caught off guard seeing the two females. Willy looking hot and bothered glanced toward Stanley, "My bookeeper, supervisor" Willy spoke to the older woman.  "Stanley, these ladies are Lady Daphne Millet and her companion Miss Amelia Mann." Lady Daphne barely looked at Stanley. Amelia smiled.

Rose sighed as she cycled home. Today it was one year since she had recieved the letter from Stanley telling her he was on his way to Africa. She had waited in vain for another letter.

"Whoa there, Rose", it was Cuthbert, waving from beyond a blackthorn hedge, "Why the long face, m'dear?". Cuthbert's concern was too much for Rose, and she stopped and burst into tears. Cuthbert hastened through the gate to Rose's side, and she threw her arms around his neck and sobbed into his shirt. Cuthbert smiled.

Walking through the rough jungle,with insects by the million around him, his feet blistered, his body sunburnt despite the thick clothing that he woer, Stanley oped all this would be worth while.

His first encounter with Lady Daphne and Amelia had led to a friendship that could not have been forseen. Not with Amelia, as Stanley had hoped, but with Lady Daphne. Daphne's husband was away seeking more timber to fell and add yet more money to his already vast fortune. Left behind Daphne had grown bored with the men of her own social class, and Stanley had proven a diverstion she could not resist. From his point of view Stanley could see advantages to being the love interest of an older woman, with time on her hands and money at her disposal. After a few weeks of late nights, news arrived that Daphne's husband was due back from his trip. Daphne, wanting Stanley to be away for a while, and knowing of his intent to seek diamonds inland, offered to pay for an expeditain that Stanley would lead. The fianance was in the form of a loan that would be paid back with interest.

Having arranged for the expeditian team, Stanley said goodbye to Willy, leaving a letter with WIlly to be sent onto Rose. just in case, this time Stanley wrote a sperate letter to his mother, and left money for the letters to be sent, assuming that at least one letter should arrive safetly. Dapne visted the sawmill the following day, and saw the letters from Stanley on Willy's desk. Somehow the letters found their way into Daphne's bag.

Rose was a picture in white. She and Cuthbert had decided on a spring wedding. As she arrived at the church Cuthbert, standing in the sort of suit he would wear only a few times in his life, reflected that it had been a lucky day when had met an old sailor in the near by town, who had decided to deliver Stanley's letter to Rose by hand, as he had relatives not far off.

If it had not been market day Cithbert would have been in Damson Dale, but instead on a quick break for a drink of beer he had overheard the sailor asking if the village was far from the town. Cuthbert had entered the conversation, and telling the sailor he had known Stanley and Rose since they were all young children, had taken Stanley's letter, promising to deliver it to Rose that evening.

Cuthbert had met Rose that evening, but seeing her happy for once decided that the letter could wait. The letter waited and waited. On the day Rose said "yes" to Cuthbert the letter found it's way onto a bonfire, and within seconds was gone forever.

The organ began to play, and Rose walked up the aisle towards Cuthbert.

Stanley was not having much luck. His group had become lost in the dense jungle, and one evening as Stanley was scouting slightly away from the others he lost contact with them. He called, whistled and shouted but there was no sound of human voices in reply. After what seemed like weeks, but was in fact three days Stanley, who had been living on berries, roots and insects, was relieved to meet up with another expediditon. This party was led by George Pyet, who told Stanley he was in search of the beast known as Nowudont, who many thought to be mythical, but who George had been sponsered by a newspaper to find, photograph, and is possible capture.

George said he had not seen anything of Stanley's group, and Stanley would either have to travel on with George or try to make it back on his own, as George could not spare anyone to go with him. The journey with George could take many months as the Nowudont was rumoured to live in distant mountains. Stanley needed no second thought to know that his only choice was to journey on with George.

Rose pushed the pram through the streets of Damson Dale looking up at the Swallows and thinking of Stanley. The August sun beat down, and Rose wondered if the sun felt as hot as this in Africa. Five month old Moonty Sedgewick slept in the heat. Rose did not regret marrying Cuthbert, but she still would like to know the fate of her first love. Three years ago last month Sranley had left her and gone away, it seemed like a lifetime ago, it also seemed like yesterday.

On the same day as Rose pushed the pram looking at the Swallowa, George and Stanley finaly returned from the depths of the jungle. They had not found the Nowudont, but they had found a quantity of diamonds. These uncut stones looked little use at the moment, but once cut and polished would be made into jewellary that would cost large amounts.

Stanley went to see Willy at the sawmill, only to find there had been no letters from Rose or Stanley's mother. Lady Daphne had gone on a vist to her sister, and so Stanley decided that he should have now, taking his share of the diamonds with him. He sold enough stones to pay passage back to England.

Arriving on an Englich dockside was a shock to Stanley's system. It was so cold even though not yet winter. He decided to lose no time in travelling to Damson Dale.

Although Monty was only seven months old Rose had discovered she was expecting again. It had been a shock, Roase had not seen her life surrounded by shildren, and felt too tired to cope. She trudged along, her shouldrs sagging. She didn't see the amn wrapped in warm clothing watching her from across the road. Stanley had just come from his mother's house. He turned and walked away along the village street, intending to reach the town by dark, and then board a train.

Once settled in London Stanley soon dealt with the sale of the diamonds, and deposited a small fortune in a bank account int the name of Archibald Evans. he found a solicitor, Mr Parto, of Fiddel & Parto, and told this man the truth about his double identity. Mr Parto although slightly concerned, agreed to act for Stanley/Archibald.

Stanley didn't want to go out much in the early days of 1928, and so until the spring warmed the air, hepassed the time writing an account of his journey in the search of the Nowudont. He took the manuscript to a publisher under the title Travels With Uncle George , and was amazed a few weeks later to be told it had been accepted for publication.

May 23rd saw the arrival in Damson Dale of Victor Sedgewick, a healthy baby boy. Rose vowed this second child would be her last. Cuthbert cellebrated with his friends. Stanley's mother penned a letter to her son.

The post on the first day of June brought a suprising letter to Rose from FIddel & Parto. SOmeone Rose had never heard of, Archibald Evans, had instructed the solicitors to forward onto Rose sum of money that had been entrusted to Archibald by Stanley, who it was stated Archibald had known well in Africs. Mr Evans did not feel the need to deal with Rose in person. To complete the illusion the letter was sent to Rose in her maiden name.

Rose and Cuthbert stared in disbelief at the sim of money mentioned in the letter. There was no information regarding how or where Stanley was now. Rose resolved to find out.

Rose lost no time in contacting Mr Parto, and explaining how her situation had changed in the years since Stanley’s departure. Mr Parto ‘consulted with Archibald’ and said it appeared that Stanley had thought Rose might have met someone else by now, and that the money should still be passed to her. Stanley thought fondly of his dear Rose, and it was his one regret that he had had to leave her behind, and go away so suddenly. Rose’s questions as to Stanley’s whereabouts and welfare were brushed aside by Mr Parto, who said that in the present circumstances it would best for Rose to be given no details. Any letter of thanks to Stanley could be sent via Mr Evans. Said Mr Evans was unavailable, as he was travelling (he was in Brighton for a few days), and Mr Parto was sorry but at the moment it was not possible for Rose to meet Mr Evans in person.

 
Cuthbert and Rose were still coming to terms with the change in their circumstances. They now had a bank account. There was plenty of money to buy a house, and they went to look at a new development on the edge of the town that was nearest to the village. They were sad to move from Damson Dale, but the thought of a newly built house, with all mod cons appealed to them. They chose number seventy two Lazybee Drive, a three bedroom property, with two reception rooms, a garage, and gardens front and rear. Cuthbert bought a car so he could get to work in all weathers. It was big enough for the family to travel in, but didn’t look too posh. The bit of money that they had over after furnishing the house they decided to save for a rainy day.
 
Stanley was pleased that his book was to be published soon, as once that was done he could feel free to go aboard again. England was place Stanley did not feel safe in, as there might be outstanding police warrants somewhere with his name on them, this was why he remained Archibald Evans to nearly everyone. As soon as the book appeared Mr Parto sent a copy to Rose, with a note to say she might be interested, and also to inform her that regrettably Mr Evans had had to go aboard again on urgent business, but would like to meet Rose one day.
 
The boys were growing fast. Monty eleven, and Victor ten, were both taller than average, and soon would be looking down on their mother. Rose was very proud of her sons. Monty was always in the fields with Cuthbert whenever there was time, and was praised by all at his school. Victor prefered to draw the hours away, and his progress at school had been steady, but not spectacular. Cuthbert had now traded in the first car for an up-to-date model, and the house was never short of the latest gadgets. The family had taken to having a regular week away holiday by the sea.
 
Rose had read Archibald’s book many times, trying to get a feel for where Stanley living. The book had been thummed through by the boys, who knew nothing about Stanley, except as a friend of their parents who lived far away, and the author of book was someone who knew him there. The boys certainly knew nothing of Stanley’s sending their mother money.
 
In the spring of 1938 Rose had received a letter from Mr Parto. Mr Evans was at last back from his travels around Europe and Russia. He had written another book Travels By Myself  and was now in London awaiting it’s publication. Would Rose like to meet Mr Evans fro tea sometime? For some reason Rose did not show the letter to Cuthbert.
 
It was a bright summer’s day when Rose boarded a train for London. She had told Cuthbert she was spending the day with a female friend in Damson Dale, who she wanted to catch up with, and not to worry as she would stay over to save Cuthbert having to come to fetch her in the evening.
 
Clutching her small bag of essentials for her overnight stay, Rose walked into the foyer of the hotel at which Mr Evans was staying. A sunburnt man immediately crossed to Rose’s side, and as somehow Rose had always known she would, she found herself looking up at Stanley.

 Over the next three months Rose visited ‘old friends’ several times, always staying overnight. No doubt this might have continued had Rose not forgotten to discard a rail ticket to London, bought on a day she was supposed to be somewhere else. Cuthbert found the ticket in Rose’s jacket he was about to take to the cleaners. Thinking quickly Rose pretended that her trip to London had been with the friend she was staying with, who had fancied a trip to go shopping. Cuthbert did not seem convinced, and Rose suddenly knew she and Stanley needed to put back into the past, where they should have stayed.

 Rose wrote to Stanley and said goodbye. Stanley did not send an answer. He booked passage on a ship sailing later in the week. Travelling on his false documents as Archibald Evans, Stanley set of in the autumn of 1938, on his way to North Africa. Within weeks Rose realised she was expecting. Cuthbert seemed pleased. Rose was heartbroken. A baby girl duly arrived, and was named Rosie. If Cuthbert suspected he said nothing.
 
No word from or about Stanley ever came to anyone. Stanley’s mother died in 1940 not knowing where he was. Then one day in 1943 new arrived at the offices of the solicitors concerning their client Archibald Evans. Mr Parto had left the firm, and was living in retirement in Godalming, so the news was dealt with by the new partner Mr Wester. Having dusted of the Stanley/Archibald file, Mr Wester tutted, and then tutted again.
 
The letter stated that Mr Archibald Evans had met an unfortunate end. He was in an area of rocky hillsides, and somehow a large rock had become dislodged and crashed down without warning. Mr Evans had been crushed. There had been little choice but to bury him straight away. Suitable words had been said. As his papers identified him as a travel book author, he was said to ‘be on his last journey’, and a wooden cross was erected.
 
Mr Wester had contacted Rose and asked to come to the offices of Fiddel and Wester. Cuthbert accompanied Rose, and Mr Wester read out the last will and testament of;----Stanley Maxim. Now Cuthbert was sure. Stanley had left his estate between his mother and Rose. Rose’s share amounted to several thousand of pounds. She, Cuthbert and their family would never want again.
 
Rose died in 1960, not long after the wedding of Rosie to Fred. Cuthbert continued to live in Lazybee Drive until 1967, when he bought a flat in a retirement complex. Rosie and Fred bought the house in Lazybee Drive, and lived there for forty years, raising two boys and a girl.
 
Cuthbert eventually went to live in a nursing home, where he regularly read The Backstop Bugle. Rosie had no idea that someone named Stanley had been her father, and as for Archibald Evans, it was doubtful she ever saw his book before the day she tossed onto the not wanted pile for Fred to take to the tip. If Monty or Victor read the Bugle and any bells rang regarding their mother and a man named Stanley who lived in Africa they wouldn’t say anything, it was private family business. Folding the Bugle and placing on the table Cuthbert knew no one would ever answer the question “what happened to Stanley and Rose”.
 
He settled in his chair to await his birthday party. It would be a great treat, another telemessage from Her Majesty, two local girls Petra and Alice, who called themselves Tinkling Voices would lead a sing-a-long, and all the family would be there, including Rosie, Cuthbert’s daughter.
           A Rare Kind Of Woman Indeed.
Daphne was not named Millet at birth, nor was she much of a lady. Her mother Gladys was the housekeeper of Sir Percy Older and his family Sir Percy liked to think of himself as a country squire, even though he had begun his days in a dilapidated house in the North of England. Taking full advantage of a tenansious personality, and a rapier wit, Percy fought against poverty.
 
By the time of his twenty first birthday Percy had courted and married Lucy St Austell, whose father, Sir Robert St Austell owned the largest textile mills in the area. As Sir Robert’s son-in-law Percy was welcome in all the best circles for miles around, and lost no time in cultivating friendships that would stand him in good steed for years to come. Percy’s work for the local business guild was recognised with a knighthood, presented by the old Queen herself in a lavish ceremony at Windsor Castle. His one downfall was his liking for servant girls. It made Percy feel important that he could insist the girls liked him on threat of dismissal. If dismissed the girl would be unlikely to find another job and would end up in the workhouse or on the streets. Lady Lucy knew of Percy’s dalliances, but thought it a man’s right to be master of the house.
 
The result of one such dalliance was the child named Daphne. Daphne’s mother Gladys, was determined that her child should stay near her, and she persuaded Lord Percy and Lady Lucy to become guardians of Daphne. Gladys’s knowledge of certain deals of Percy’s, in which goods were imported illegally and then sold for great profit no doubt helped to influence the couple’s decision. Whilst awaiting the birth of her child in March Gladys would sit for hours looking out a flowering shrub, with yellowish, trumpet like flowers. Sir Percy told her that the shrub’s Latin name is daphne laureola, and so the baby got her name, Daphne Laura.
 
Daphne was raised as cousin of the Older children. She had all the training given to a young girl, to prepare her for the day she would be mistress of her own home. Gladys made sure that from the start Daphne knew that Gladys was her mother, and that this was not to be talked about with any one, not even her ‘cousins’. Daphne grew up with the knowledge that she was in fact Percy’s daughter.
 
At the age of seventeen Daphne met Lord Johnathon Millet, a charming twenty four year old, who was in the family timber business, and spent much time in Africa, a continent that he loved. He was in England for the firs time in three years to vist his ailing grandmother. Johnathon was smitten by the beauty of Daphne. Within a year Daphne had convinced the Olders that this was the match for her, and she and Johnathon were married in a delightful ceremony, with a reception that was spoken of for years to come. Percy bestowed upon the couple a sum of money, that had it been made generally known, would have raised a few eyebrows.
 
Leaving Vantage Hall, and England, to start a new life in Africa Daphne had no regrets, she would now be able to claim her closer family ties to the Olders, and would always let people assume that the children were her siblings, which they half were. Daphne quickly became the lady to know in her new community. Despite being the youngest of the wives of the Europeans, Daphne was constantly being consulted on what to wear, how to make a dinner party a success, and was invited to many social events. It was an unhappy hostess who had to admit that Lady Daphne Millet would not be attending her soire. The gentlemen found Daphne enchanting, and at dances she hardly had time to catch her breath before being whisked and twirled away, yet again. Lord Johnathon indulged his pretty wife with gifts.
 
The first time Johnathon left Daphne whilst he journeyed in land she pined alarmingly. The ladies rallied round to distract and amuse her. By the second such absence Daphne had noticed a young man of noble birth, who was in Africa to ‘toughen up’ as his Papa had had it. By the time the young man returned to England he had learnt much about the ways of a woman, which no doubt stood him in good steed in his career as a diplomat. (Many years later at an embassy ball the by now Ambassador and the mature Lady Daphne met again. This was the evening when the Ambassador felt unwell, and had to miss most of the festivities. History does not note if Daphne was missed by the other guests.)
 
Throughout the following two decades Daphne’s dalliances were a source of gossip amongst the servants, but largely ignored by her own social set, who considered a ‘blind eye’ the height of good manners. It was noted by all that the three boys bore a striking resemblance to Johnathon.
 
 
On the day Daphne met Archibald Evans she was at the saw mill to deliver a letter of instruction to Willy Twigg that Johnathon had left on his departure the previous afternoon. Until then the men with whom Daphne had passed away the hours had been of her husband’s social class. Seeing Archibald standing before her Daphne decided to see how a working man passed the time when not engaged in his day to day labours. Daphne found Archibald quite satisfactory. On learning of Johnathon’s imminent return, and hoping for more time with Archibald on Johnathon’s next trip, Daphne offered to finance Archibald’s expedition in search of diamonds. The day after Archibald left Daphne visited the saw mill and found two letters on Willie’s deck addressed in Archibald’s hand, one to a Miss Rose Wood, the other to a Mrs. Maxim, both in Damson Dale, England. Without thinking what she was doing Daphne scooped both letters into her bag and left Willie’s office.
 
Opening the letters also opened Daphne’s eyes. Mrs. Maxim was ‘Dear Ma’ and Rose his ‘Dearest Rose’, both were signed Stanley. The letter to Ma spoke of Stanley’s life in Africa, and how he had met this ‘posh piece’ who had taken a fancy to him. The ‘posh piece’ had plenty of money, and Stanley was using her to finance his expedition. Although he was supposed to repay the money, Stanley had no intention of doing so. He stated that he hoped he would not me the ‘posh piece’ again as he was quite wore out, but felt he had been well paid for his efforts. The letter to Rose spoke of Stanley’s hope that we would find enough wealth to keep them for life, and that he could soon return to Damson Dale and wed her. Stanley hoped that his best friend Cuthbert Sedgewick was looking out for Rose.
 
Daphne was furious! She paced the floor for hours plotting her revenge on Archiblad/Stanley. When Johnathon returned home he thought his wife seemed a little overwrought. A few days later Archibald’s expedition returned from the jungle, without Archibald. They said they had lost contact with him, and despite searching for two days, had found no sign. It was assumed that Archibald would not be seen again.
 
Daphne began to feel unwell some weeks later. The doctor diagnosed a pregnancy, that was not advised at Daphne’s age. Daphne decided to travel by sea to Spain, where her sister and family were living. She hoped the voyage would do her good. A concerned Johnathon saw Daphne and her companion Miss Amelia Mann off. The baby girl arrived, and Daphne’s letters to Johnathon spoke of her concern for the child born prematurely. For some reason Daphne was obsessed by the name, and called the child Rose Mary Millet. By the time that Daphne brought Rose Mary to see Johnathon the baby had thrived, and had put on so much weight that she was marvelled at by the doctor. Amelia did not return with Daphne, having been informed of the death of a distant relative who had left Amelia a large sum of money in his will. Which as Daphne said to Johnathon when she explained Amelia’s absence, was very thoughtless.
 
Daphne learned that during her absence Archibald had returned from the jungle, and left quickly for England. Daphne could wait. A couple of years later Daphne came across a book Travels With Uncle George by Archibald Evan. The book met a sad fate.
 
The years rolled by, the world erupted into war, yet again, and Daphne;s sons were fighting. Her daughter was with relatives in America, attending High School and doing well. Johnathon was doing what he could for the war effort. Daphne had travelled north to aid where she could. One day sitting on a rocky hillside to rest from the heat Daphne saw a figure she recognised walking below. There was a large boulder near by, which took little to send it crashing down the slope. The difficult part was the timing. Daphne watched as the rock hit Archibald full on. She felt no remorse as she walked away.
 
After the war Daphne having lost two of her sons, though that the grave of Archibald/Stanley should be marked. He was somebodie’s, and one day they might come looking. And so Daphne ordered a headstone, dictated the inscription, but never saw it in place. From then on Daphne did her best to forget Archibald.
 
Lord Johnaton developed a serious illness and died in his beloved Africa in 1949. Daphne returned to England, and was welcomed to live at Vantage Hall. Her daughter returned and trained to become a dentist. She married solicitor Ralph Mooney, and they had two children, Rosemary and Johnathon.
 
Despite her resolve to forget Archibald Daphne’s curiosity got the better of her, and she engaged a privet investigator to go to Damson Dale, and find out about Stanley’s family. Based on what she learnt Daphne ordered that an additional line be added to the inscription of the headstone standing beneath the North African sun.
 
One morning in 1955 Lady Daphne was riding in the grounds of Vantage Hall on her favourite horse, Rose’s Lad, when a back firing car spooked the horse and he bolted. Daphne was thrown and died instantly, whilst Rose’s Lad ran into the path of the car. Daphne was buried in the family plot, her distraught daughter had Rose’s Lad stuffed, and he stands to this day in the entrance lobby of Vantage Hall welcoming visitors.
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Oh! Godelming.
 
The sixties were swinging, Mr Parto was not. The retired solicitor, now aged ninety one, looked with disapproval at a group of teenage girls walking along the street dressed, in Mr Parto’s opinion, in a most inappropriate manner. He looked back with nostalgia to his young day, when women knew how to be modest.
 
Mr Parto had lived in Godelming for many years, but today had brought his away from his comfortable house and neat garden to the town nearest to Damson Dale. Seeing the village’s name on the map when he planned his journey had brought to Mr Parto’s mind the story of Stanley and Rose. Mr Fiddel had informed Mr Parto of Stanley’s demise, under the name of Archibald Evans. Mr Parto had wondered about that falling rock.
 
The business that had made Mr.Parto undertake such a journey had been so important that he was even missing the latest test match on tv, something he would not have done in any other circumstance. Tutting to himself Mr. Parto opened the gate of number twenty one Risedale Row, and walked up the path to the front door, noting the unkempt boarders and straggly grass. The door was opened by an elderly lady who peered at Mr Parto in a short sighted way. Mr Parto peered back, and then, deciding this must the person who he was here to see, cleared his throat about to speak. “No salesmen!” snapped the lady in a high refined voice. “I am Mr Parto” stated Mr Parto, in a grand but genteel manner. “I was summoned to this address by an urgent communication from Mr Augustus Fiddel, formally of Fiddel & Parto, solicitors at law.”
“Yes, yes, yes” the lady stood aside to allow Mr Parto to enter the dimly lit hallway. “Do I have the pleasure of addressing Miss Amelia Mann?” enquired Mr Parto, just to be sure before he continued. “Indeed” replied Amelia, showing a grey tabby cat out of the way. “Come along, don’t mind Rosa, she is getting old, as we all are.”
 
Mr Parto sniffed at the musty smell of the house’s interior. The furniture looked good quality, now threadbare and sad. The rugs once bright eastern colours, now faded. Heavy curtains hung, only half drawn, at the windows of the room Mr Parto followed Amelia into. “Mr Fiddel tells me there is an urgent matter upon which you wish to speak with me. “Mr Parto stated, sitting warily on an old dining chair. “I am led to believe it is a delicate issue concerning someone with whom I am not acquainted. However, Mr Fiddel was most insistent that I call upon you.”
“It is my daughter,” Amelia pointed to a photo in a silver frame, “She is the one who needs to be helped.” “Miss Mann?” Mr Parto cleared his throat, “Mr Fiddel told me that your daughter is in someway connected with a late client of mine from many years ago.”
 
“He was indeed a client of yours, I eventually discovered. When I knew him he had another name, but one finds out much in time.” Amelia perched on a chair by the window, sighed “My fault, Mr Parto, was that I was too quick to trust. When I met Archibald Evans I was involved in ‘an understanding’ with a young man of good family. It is my regret that I did not reject Archibald’s advances more effectively. It was only when I sailed to Spain as companion to Lady Daphne Millet that whilst on the voyage I realised it was not simply mal de mar that I was suffering from. Lady Daphne was very kind, she left me with her sister in Spain until the birth of Rosalind, and she gave me a sum of money that was realy surprisingly generous. After Rosalind’s birth I moved back to England, and bought this house. My daughter was not a well child from the start. She needs constant attention, and is now too much for me to cope with. I need to be sure of what will happen to her when I am gone. I know Archibald died quite well placed, and I wonder if I were to approach his heirs…………, for surely if he had known about Rosalind he would have made provision for her. The doctors say I do not have much more time now, and what I leave may not be enough to provide”
 
Mr Parto fidgeted awkwardly. “Are you suggesting an approach be made to someone who knows nothing of Rosalind in the hope they will have sufficient funds, and be willing to take the responsibility for your daughter?”
“Half of Archibald’s estate was to his Mother, who was already dead by then, if we could find to whom the money went perhaps………..” Mr Parto’s waved hand stopped Amelia in mid-sentence. “Impossible,” he spoke more harshly than might be thought necessary, “There is no way to prove whose child Rosalind is. It would be akin to blackmail. No part of it, I could have no part of it.”
 
Mr Parto rose, and began to walk out of the door into the hallway, mindful for the cat. As he opened the front door Amelia appeared in the hallway clutching Rosalind’s photo. “Can I not make you think again?” she asked, but the door was already closing behind Mr Parto.
Opening the gate of number twentyone Risedale Row Mr Parto was passed by two little girls singing. They smiled at the harassed looking old gentleman. “Oh, my dears, what pretty tinkling voices you have.” Mr Parto looked as if he was about to shed a tear as he went on his way.
 
In the hallway Amelia looked at the photograph of her daughter Rosalind, who bore a striking resemblance to Lord Johnathon Millet. Since the death of Lady Daphne thirteen years before Amelia had received no further money, and when she approached the Millet family it was obvious that Lady Daphne had told no-one of her late husband’s offspring by his wife’s former companion. The family had threatened Amelia with the full weight of the law if she came near them again. Archibald had always been an outside chance.
 
Mr Parto, at the station reflected that there was a need to encourage young voices. He had been uplifted at the moment he felt distraught by those little girls singing.
Six months later Mr Reginald Montgomery Parto passed away peacefully in his sleep, whilst sitting in a reclining chair in his beloved garden. Having no real family left, his estate was used to found The Parto Trust, a charity which grants funds to provide singing scholarships for young girls.
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Tinkling Voices
 
Pet and Ice had known each other all their lives, since they met in the maternity ward, having been born only hours apart. Christened Petra Elizabeth Hyde and Alice Margery Dawkes, the girls had crawled and toddled their way to four years of age, when they met an elderly gentleman. They were singing, as they always did, and the elderly gentleman told them they had pretty tinkling voices. As they grew up they called their singing act Tinkling Voices.
 
Family parties and school concerts were soon followed by appearances at local theatre kiddie’s shows. At nine years old they appeared on a regional television programme, and were in great demand around the old folk’s accomedation where they were called ‘sweet’, much to Ice’s annoyance, who was a tomboy. Pet lapped it up.
Despite all the praise the act was never ‘discovered’, and at sixteen both only having scraped GCE passes, they went to work in Binkie’s Bakery, putting the icing on iced buns, and the cherries on the top of macaroons, cakes which Pet always said looked “just like little boobs.”
 
As the years rushed past Pet and Ice took bookings wherever they could. Several years they spent the summer entertaining at holiday camps. In the winter they took jobs as waitresses, tele-sales girls, leaflet distributers, and Christmas saw them dressed as elves in Santa’s grotto.
Neither of them found Mr Right, although they both spent much time trying. Ice almost married Pansy Pixel, a female impersonator, real name Oliver Quick, but they fell out on the steps of the registry office in Clapham. Pet flitted from romance to romance, each ‘the one’, but turning out not to be.
 
The New Millennium dawned, and here were Pet and Ice, well into their thirties, still waiting for their big break, both in singing and in love.
Pet had bought a Lottery ticket. Something she didn’t often do. She stood open mouthed as the numbers were read out. “’Ere Ice,” she shrieked, “that ball blokes read out all me numbers!” Ice rushed into the room, tripped over a bag of makeup, and landed at Pet’s feet with a cry of “*******! *****!!!”
 
There were several jackpot winners that week, but Pet still had more than enough to splurge. And splurge they did! The next few weeks in the lives of Pet and Ice are a bit of a blur to both of them. Pet vaguely remembers the event on Clacton Beach, but Ice swears she was never in Glasgow in all her born days. It was the morning they awoke in Ibiza that made them stop. They had no idea how they had got there. They said goodbye to Sid and Damien, who they had apparently met three days before in a bar, and set off back to England to see how much money was left in Pet’s account.
There was not a lot. They just about had enough to start up a singing school, in an old house that was said to be ‘in need of modernisation’. They had a sign made to put over the door. ‘Petal’s Singing Academy’ it read, ‘voice coaching by professionals’
They put up lots of photographs in the hallways. Luckily they had had their pictures taken with several well-known people, although they had never actually sang with any of them.
Pet, “If you can’t remember the words, dear, la la it” and Ice, “project, at all times, project”, soon had a stream of little girls and stars struck Mums walking up their path.
 
Millicent May Prout was only ten years old, but she knew she would be a mega-star. She even wore a t-shirt that said ‘Mega Star of the Future.’ Millicent’s mother Monica regretted her choice of name for her daughter and asked the advice of Ice, who said it did rather depend on wether Millicent wanted to be a pop star or a country singer. In Ice’s opinion Misty had a certain ring to it, and could come in handy if the child turned out to be a rapper.
So Misty it was, and when “Junior Star” auditioned Misty she was acclaimed by the nasty judge, whilst the sentimental judge got through half a box of paper hankies. On the show the first week Misty sang “Nobody’s Child” and romped home in the viewer’s vote. Her rendition in week two of “Sitting Alone (In An Old Rocking Chair)” made her the hot favourite with the bookies. Then the unthinkable happened and Misty was rushed to hospital with appendicitis. Unable to appear in week three Misty’s place was taken by the thirteen year old boy voted out in week two. He went onto win, became an overnight success, had hits world wide, his voice broke, soon he was broke, and at eighteen works as a croupier in a casino.
Misty recovered, at fourteen changed her name to Mave the Slasher, and founded the group Wysit. She is now on tour with proud mother Monica as road manager. Mave wears a t-shirt that says she no longer wishes to be a mega star, (but in her own words).
 
Pet and Ice slogged on year in , year out. “Dooh, ray me”, “Ray me dooh”, “Practise those scales”, it seemed never ending. They took what bookings came their way, and found themselves at the nursing home for the birthday party of Cuthbert Sedgewick. It all went singingly , until Ice told a particularly rude joke that made Cuthbert laugh in mid-bite of birthday cake. As Pet said later, “At least he died laughing, which is more than most of us will be able to say.”
Ice was still upset by what had happened, and the pair decided to take a short holiday away. They found a cheap trip to North Africa and jetted off to the sun.
One evening taking a walk, escorted by thousands of small flies, the duo found themselves beside a cemetery. They wandered amongst the graves, looking at the names and dates. “’Ere Pet, this is a strange one” said Ice, looking at the gravestone that been erected on the orders of Lady Daphne Millet.
 
 
                                    Here lies
                                Archibald Evans
                                 1905 – 1943
                                       and
                                 Stanley Maxim
                                  1905 – 1943
                               His Roses Thrive.
 
“Yeah” replied Pet, slapping her open hand resoundingly onto her thigh to squash more flies, “I wonder why they were buried in the same grave.”
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This the very end of the stories that started with Book Worms Bite, continued through A Rare
Kind Of Woman Indeed, onto Oh Godelming, and into Tinkling Voices. I hope that at least some of the characters became real to you as you read these stories of their lives.
 
 
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