Congratulations to Dave "Jacko" Jacklyn and his long suffering better half, Debs.

The long awaited birth of the second teams new captain eventually took place yesterday. Baby Joseph arrived weighing in at 7ld 14oz.

Baby Joseph shares his birthday, strangely, with both Vincent Price & Christopher Lee along with Henry Kissinger, Lisa Left eye Lopez, Cilla Black, Jamie Oliver & Wild Bill Hickock