Toby's Diary
Mmmmm Ok so the white stuff is still here but it is sunny..... and cold...... and there are strange things hanging off the roof that are dripping on me!! I dont understand this weather stuff at alllllll :(
Mummy an Daddy were laughing at me and Aunty Zara today *cries! Cos we were out in the stockade and these things kept dripping on me ( They are called icicles Tobes.... Mummy) Well I dont like them!! Everywhere I went, they dripped!! and it was wet and cold!! yukkkk!!! AND Brrrrrrr!!! Of course they didnt bother little bruv at all!! Nah he just wandered around and got more and more curly!!
The big white van was being lazy again (it doesnt like the cold either!! hehehhe) and it wouldnt start so Daddy had to get Mummy's trusty little Astra and give it a jump start (mmmm strange words, cos Mummy's Astra didnt make the van jump at all!!) Anyways it started so Daddy went to Tain for a run in it to make sure it was feeling better. We all stayed at home with Mummy and played in the big garden (Mummy says it was frozen enough that we wouldnt get muddy or trash it too badly!! US????? TRASH!!!! Mummy, how could you say that????? hehehheheheh Boss was soakkking wet by the time we came in! Mummy grabbed him and dried him off and he was giggling cos she was tickling him ehehehheh We all went and lay in front of the hotbox, little bruv as well! but he WAS very tired and a bit damp ehhehehheheh Aunty Fee came down to get some treats for little bruv Bracken (oohhh lucky boy!!) so me n little bruv went out to say "hello" to her :) She thinks Boss has grown again lots!! He is as tall as Aunty Zara now and not much smaller than me!!!
Mummy has been working on the lappy lots again today as she was seeing if she could make a web page??? I know she doesnt mind spiders but a page made out of webs??? sounds a bit strange to me..........Anyways, she has obviously talked the spiders into it cos she now has one in production ( I swallowed a dictionary today!! heheh) but it has fish involved as well??? Mummy and animals.... I dont know!! The web page is on here just below my diary and Mummy is still building it but she is happy with it so far, there is a link to here and one to the Alsorts catalogue on it:) My Diary will be going on it each night too :)
Ohhhh it was funny earlier!! We were all vegging in front of the hotbox and Daddy was playing his racing game and Mummy was working on here and suddenly there was this "whoosssing" noise!! Made us all jump!! Mummy and Daddy looked at each other and said "that sounds like a burst pipe...." Guess what??? It was!! So Daddy had to get out and stop it leaking!! He was NOT impressed but he says the water pressure is better now hehehhehehhe
Anyways, Mummy needs the lappy so she can put my Diary on the new web site!! Ohhhh I will be famous!! so.......
See yahs xxx
Toby's Diary
by Unknown - 21:34 on 14 March 2013
Awwww some bad news peeps :( My cousin Ruby is VERY sick and needs a urgent operation!! She has a Pyometra :( Mummy says that is VERY bad and that Ruby is not a well puppy :( Cousin Ruby's Mum is not happy cos she took Ruby to their doggy Doc last week and he said she was fine and now she needs a big operation and Aunty Lynne KNEW she wasnt right, cos she knows her girls really really well!! So will everyone please send puppy/doggy wishes for her to get well quick xxx
Well Mum and Dad and Nanny took off without ANY of us today!!! Huh!!! (Well, we did have to get our spectacles Tobes and Nanny needed to come to get hers!....Mummy) Mmmmm Well I 'spose, just cos Nanny NEEDED to go I will let you off! (I cannot believe I am justifying myself to a puppy, just remember I can see REALLY well now.........Mummy) *changes subject....Anyways Unccie Bill was babysitting so we were very good and didnt run away or jump up :) But Mummy told me that some of their customers were most put out that Nanny was in the seat and not Boss hehehhehe (Nanny did offer to "woof" for one lady hehehehhehehehh) Awww poor Nanny LOLOLOL!! Ah well Boss is co-pilot tomorrow for the North run so me and Aunty Zara will get spoilt by Nanny!!! hehehhehehhe (and you WILL be on your best behaviour wont you Toby????....Mummy) Of course Mum!!! I am a BIG puppy now you know!!
When Mummy, Daddy and Nanny got home we were very pleased and Daddy let us into the big garden while they were loading the big white van for the run tomorrow......... (No he hasnt learnt about Boss and mud yet........) Mummy has given up and just looks up to the sky??? why does she do that??? is she pretending not to see how much mud Boss has on him??? (she dos sometimes say bad words under her breath tho...my ears are VERY sharp.....) Little bruv is getting a specially long brush tonight (to get all the twigs, branches, logs, grass, plants and weeds out of his coat and so he looks cuteeee for tomorrow....bleeeeeeehhhh!!) He is alllll 'cited about going :)
Okies Mummy (as usual!!) needs the lappy (I am going to save all my gravy bones t buy my own 'puter!!!) so I better go and wind up (ummm I mean play) with Boss cos he is sleeping...... heheheheehhe So.....
See yahs xxx
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