Toby's Diary
Mmmmm Ok so the white stuff is still here but it is sunny..... and cold...... and there are strange things hanging off the roof that are dripping on me!! I dont understand this weather stuff at alllllll :(
Mummy an Daddy were laughing at me and Aunty Zara today *cries! Cos we were out in the stockade and these things kept dripping on me ( They are called icicles Tobes.... Mummy) Well I dont like them!! Everywhere I went, they dripped!! and it was wet and cold!! yukkkk!!! AND Brrrrrrr!!! Of course they didnt bother little bruv at all!! Nah he just wandered around and got more and more curly!!
The big white van was being lazy again (it doesnt like the cold either!! hehehhe) and it wouldnt start so Daddy had to get Mummy's trusty little Astra and give it a jump start (mmmm strange words, cos Mummy's Astra didnt make the van jump at all!!) Anyways it started so Daddy went to Tain for a run in it to make sure it was feeling better. We all stayed at home with Mummy and played in the big garden (Mummy says it was frozen enough that we wouldnt get muddy or trash it too badly!! US????? TRASH!!!! Mummy, how could you say that????? hehehheheheh Boss was soakkking wet by the time we came in! Mummy grabbed him and dried him off and he was giggling cos she was tickling him ehehehheh We all went and lay in front of the hotbox, little bruv as well! but he WAS very tired and a bit damp ehhehehheheh Aunty Fee came down to get some treats for little bruv Bracken (oohhh lucky boy!!) so me n little bruv went out to say "hello" to her :) She thinks Boss has grown again lots!! He is as tall as Aunty Zara now and not much smaller than me!!!
Mummy has been working on the lappy lots again today as she was seeing if she could make a web page??? I know she doesnt mind spiders but a page made out of webs??? sounds a bit strange to me..........Anyways, she has obviously talked the spiders into it cos she now has one in production ( I swallowed a dictionary today!! heheh) but it has fish involved as well??? Mummy and animals.... I dont know!! The web page is on here just below my diary and Mummy is still building it but she is happy with it so far, there is a link to here and one to the Alsorts catalogue on it:) My Diary will be going on it each night too :)
Ohhhh it was funny earlier!! We were all vegging in front of the hotbox and Daddy was playing his racing game and Mummy was working on here and suddenly there was this "whoosssing" noise!! Made us all jump!! Mummy and Daddy looked at each other and said "that sounds like a burst pipe...." Guess what??? It was!! So Daddy had to get out and stop it leaking!! He was NOT impressed but he says the water pressure is better now hehehhehehhe
Anyways, Mummy needs the lappy so she can put my Diary on the new web site!! Ohhhh I will be famous!! so.......
See yahs xxx
Toby's Diary
by Toby - 21:23 on 12 March 2013
Ewwwwwww!!! Mummy has just said it feels like her eye balls are falling out!!! Yukkkkkk Mum!!! Tooooo much information!!! She has been REALLY busy today!! A huggeeee order came in for this weeks South/North East & North runs an of course it sleeted when Mummy and Daddy were sorting it into loads Opppsss!!! Mummy is NOT best impressed tho cos certain things were missing from it!! So she sort of shouted a little bit and me n little bruv hid!! Aunty Zara didnt even come outside!! Woossssss!!
Anyways she has been doing all the invoices and emails and phone calls so thats why she has no eyeballs ehhehehheheheh Daddy is wise..... he just keeps feeding her coffee....... But she lubs me thats why she is taking time to type my diary for me :)
We did have fun in between the snow showers today lol Daddy let us in the big garden (mmmmm maybe NOT his best move.....) It was a biiiittttt muddy and you know what Boss is like..... Lets just say, Mummy took one look at him and said "He isnt coming in LIKE that!!" so Daddy had to rinse and dry him cos he was covered tips of ears to bottom of feets in mud!! thick sticky mud and a few twigs and leaves thrown in for fun!! So he got washed...... and dried... and then put in his bedroom with me!! (I had to keep him company till he dried right off!!) We were supposed to be resting after alllll the racing and 4 wheel driving we had been doing but........mmmmmm It dont work like that..... and Boss's bedroom is FULL of toys...... (he doesnt have a fluffy football anymore...)
When we had all dried off Daddy let us in to help Mummy work! She had headphones on to help her concentrate but Boss barked at her!!! cos she didnt pay attention to him!! Ohhhh brave or silly??? mmmmm not sure!!! I know I wouldnt do that!!! Mummy just looked at him and told him to Shhh! so he flopped on her feet instead so she couldnt move!! ehheehheheh I flopped under the desk so we were helping by keeping her company :) We is good puppies!! Well were until.... Boss got bored and started nibbling Mummy's slippers...... We were both told to go and play by the hotbox then :( No fair... he always gets me in trouble *sticks out petted lip!! (oh put it away Tobes, you look silly!!...Mummy):P
Okies Mummy needs the lappy again and it must be snowing outside cos Boss has just come back in covered in yukky white stuff again...brrrrrrrr I did want to go out... but fink I will hold on!! Yukkkkk!!!
Oh by the way Co-pilots this week are: Me tomorrow and Boss on Thursday and Friday :) So......
See yahs tomorrow!!! heheheh xxx
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