05 September 2015
What A Real Gent You Are, Roger Cooper
Though very few turned up to the Sarah Whitehouse leaving party (perhaps she will get a few more when Mcarthy & Stone realise their mistake!) it was praisworthy indeed for Roger Cooper to attend, especially after being called a "blundering oaf" by the newly departed Miss Whitehouse!
Apparently she believed she rather than Roger Cooper, managed the premier developments on account of his dress sense! What lovely people!
it is to be hoped that Mr Cooper was careful with his language at the party, and did not say anything that may have been taken the wrong way by any female at the gathering. After all, Mr Cooper would not wish to endure another suspension, would he?
