Hi guys,

I live on the second ground of one of the houses overlooking the CSK Ground, I just wanted to see if your guy playing left wing was ok, the guy that looked like ian beale. My friends and I were creasing up when he went for a header 2cm off the ground, we heard the crack through the double glazing and were worried he'd broken his nose!

Thanks,

Edna

I've been disgusted with the lack of service that I've been receiving as of late from the OH midfield. I never thought I'd say this but I think we really miss Russ. He used to put in some deadly balls and I guess it's true, 'You don't know what you've got till it's gone.' I can't wait till you're back in action mate. I may even shed a tear.

Did anyone over-hear Mackey saying he wanted the right-back position for his own after the game Saturday? He had a blinder and said the position accomodates his lack of pace and abundance of hair...

The real reason for self styled ladies man, Rasol Yalaqi, missing this weeks crunch match at Chigwell has been sensationally revealed. Rather than fly out to Bulgaria for a snowboarding holiday, he has headed back to his native Thailand to face charges of being too smooth. It has been an emotional return with thousands cheering at the return of the OH wingman. Hopes are high that his bail conditions will allow him to return for the game against the school.

Good luck tomorrow lads, just wanted to say I've played my last game for the team as I'm more concerned with the London Marathon and I'm learning to play the trumpet so my time will be taken up with both of these. Cheers for the memories and the laughs, see you soon, Jonah