Surfing the net I came across this rant. (Expletives deleted)

"Politicians, in a dramatic bid to curry favour with the politically correct have voted overwhelmingly in favour of banishing the word 'chairman' from all parliamentary proceedings. Parliament now considers the word 'chairman' to be too sexist and have decided, in a bold and uncompromising stand against the forces of evil, that henceforth everybody must use the more gender-neutral word 'chair'. Somebody please, I beg of you, tell me I'm still immersed in the depths of some horrific nightmare from which, when I awake, the reign of these politically correct I-don't-care-how-much-it-costs-the-taxpayer maggots will have ended and been replaced by a wonderful new breed of fully functioning Apathetic Warrior."

I wonder what really gets him going - Apathy Rules OK!