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Australia Day 2008

Baby Nessie's Big Australia Day Party

Aftermath

 

Set 2

 

 "Lord have mercy on us all! Puddin' tried to set off fireworks inside a billy can...who knows why! It blew up and set her horns on fire! Thanks goodness Baby Nessie wrapped Puddin's horn in gum leaves...seems the Eucalyptus Oil took the sting right out. I swear...I can't take Puddin' anywhere! I'm surprised she hasn't ended up in the gaol! Drinking a whole slab without even taking a breath! Sometimes I think she has a good case of mad cowe disease...I know for sure that she is lamb-brained! When I get her home...she is surely grounded until next Aussie Day!"

"Oh my heavens...Puddin' has become quite a drongo since I've last checked on her. She started a cowe tipping contest and tipped herself...Alli was yelling that she's fallen and can't get up! I feel so awful for the poor bloke that she fell over on...every single one of his toes are broke. I believe she may be responsible for the T.P. ing of all the wallabies too. I think she has a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock. A few of the locals said they saw her splashing around in the billabong naked and a bunyip bit her on her udders. Serves her right though...the big galoot! "

 

 

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