By Jean Bush
Raymond Gunn, Blaster of Evil and anateur golfer extraordinaire, blacked out while teeing up on the range one afternoon and awoke to find himself in a small room with nothing but his golfing bag beside him.
Getting up, he saw the room was bare except for one wall that was lined with seven doors, marked 1-7. A quick examination found them all tightly sealed.
As he stood wondering how to get out, the end wall began to move toward him. Realizing he would soon be crushed, he decided to die like a man, doing so by improving his stroke. He set up his tees and began knocking balls against the doors.
Soon, five of the seven doors were covered by the moving wall and only doors 1 & 2 remained clear. Gunn clouted balls against door #2 as it, also, disappeared. Sweating, he hit the remaining door with unbelievable forece, knocking an opening through it.
"Great galaxies," he gasped, "a hole in one!" and scrambled to safety.
