Meet Memory Man Tom Morton

Tom has just seen the L'escargot Starter on the Queen Mary

Have you heard the one about the Irishman who couldn't remember what he had had for breakfast?

Well it is not as bad as it sounds when you are learning 20,000 online retailers of pat so wether you had sausage or bacon in the morning is pretty much second division.

Tom Morton,44,originally from Northern Ireland has the sort of memory that makes you want to trade in your laptops and computors as the lapse on his eating habits is that he gets his priorites right.

"You remember what you wish to remember",he says of a recall that can summon up any of the searches instantly.

Since anticipating an entrance to the After Dinner Speakers market,he has been perfecting and improving his cabaret all the way but don't remind him of the time when he finished a show in  Blackpool and couldn't remember where he had parked his car!