Storys.

Got and funny, interesting, or general storys about your times down the trails, email them through the guestbook, where i will add them for you, bear in mind they may get eddited for any swearing or abuse.

 

xmas trials club meeting....

It was around Christmas 1998 ish i think, Chris, me, and a couple of others were at FHT doing a bit of winter prep, when we hear the usual sound of motorbikes in the distance.

Because this was not uncommon we ignored it, until, about 20 trails riders turned up, and wanted to use FHT as some kind of ''hopping'' section.....WTF

So Chris and i went over and basically stated that if they come anywhere near our trails, ever, then there would be blood spilt, theirs.

The guy who we assumed was their organiser said ''but we wanted to use this as our winter competition'' ha ha, needless to say i was less than politically correct with him.

They were never to be seen again,

Chris and the lesbian's dog incident.....

Short story, again Chris and i were down the FHT, early days, when we only had one line, and these two Lezzers came charging over to Chris, shouting at him about running over their dog, with a motorbike. Eh..was the reply,'' i dont have a motorbike'' but they gave him such a yelling at, i was pissing myself lauging ''in a supportive way of course''

Poor Chris, he never did own a motorbike.

little Matt's big crash....

maybe little Matt should tell this one, as there are body parts that got removed from him.

Maves broken leg....

Mave as usual rides at a thousand miles an hour, and wants to 360 everything as fast and as hard as possible (typically in Mave's case, impossible)

We had a big centre ''trick'' double, one that needed a bit of respect, unless your called Mave that is, so there he was full speed, take off, air, 360, crash........ouch, mother fe*ker sh%t, was coming from the other side of the landing, we went over and mave had over rotated, crashed and landed on his leg, one nice broken tib and fib.

Didnt go to Hospital though, i recall he stayed to take some pics, and chill.

Metal up ya ass Mave.

BMX rider with Rich Moore visit.....

Marks crash/ crashes....