Random Stuff

 'Why is the word abbrieviated so long?'

 ' Man gets drunk at a bar and decides to go home. He takes a step forward and lands flat on his face. He crawls outside. Gets up. Lands flat on his face. 'Bugger this!' Crawls home. Next morning his wife says,'You were at the pub last night.' 'How do you know?' 'You left your wheelchair there.'