'Man walks into Memorial Device'......From Orkney.com
by Bernie Bell - 11:35 on 03 August 2025
“Man walks into Memorial Device
The great rock and roll novel dilemma
IAN MARCHANT
AUG 2
Well, here I am, beginning my fifth week in hospital. Don’t ask why I’ve been in so long - it’s a mix of unpleasant prostate cancer stuff, and bed-blocking due to the difficulties of finding domiciliary care. I’m currently in the Montgomeryshire Infirmary in Newtown, Powys, having been sent here from the acute wards at Hereford County. The idea is that I can be given physiotherapy here, enough to get me home in time for the launch event for The Breaking Wave on September 21st, tickets available here.
With little else to do but brood, I’ve been thinking about my claim that, apart from The Commitments, successful novels about pop/rock music are thin on the ground. An important part of this claim is that I postponed reading David Keenan’s ‘This is Memorial Device’ until I had finished writing my own novel. I did this once before, 20 years ago, when I delayed reading Pete Brown’s ‘Man Walks Into Pub’ until I had finished writing ‘The Longest Crawl’.
So now I have read ‘This is Memorial Device’, and I enjoyed it. It’s an overview of what Keenan calls the “post-punk music scene in Airdrie, Coatbridge and environs 1978-1986” and it gets around the problem faced by anyone writing about pop/rock/underground music, which is that the reader has never heard of the acts. Memorial Device are the stars of the Airdrie underground scene, and they share some common ground with the Breaking Wave. Both bands are listening to the Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, Fun House by the Stooges, etc etc. I might have written such a book about the Brighton scene during that period. I might have written another, similar, book about the Lancaster scene between 1989 and 1999. The idea of writing about a scene is a good one - it gives you somewhat wider scope than just the doings of one band - and certainly you can imagine the Memorial Device and Breaking Wave precursors Biro Biro on the same bill, in the same terrible student hall somewhere.
But Memorial Device are a bit po-faced. My old friend Joe McNally liked nothing more than sitting about listening to Coil or Nurse with Wound of an evening, but most of us leaven our drone/noise based music fun with an occasional burst of Abba. Not so Memorial Device, who do take themselves very, very seriously. Biro Biro met musicians who wanted to make people dance, and enjoy their evenings. Memorial Device sank into an unrelenting seriousness, which the reader might find hard to understand. Even the underground could be perfectly entertaining and fun. The Airdrie scene, taking itself very seriously, didn’t seem to rank fun as one of its concerns.
But then Biro Biro, who became WTF, who became the Breaking Wave, were in Brighton, and perhaps Brighton takes fun more seriously than Airdrie did in the 70s. So I’m really glad I read ‘This is Memorial Device’ and I’m definitely adding it to my list of successful novels about popular music. It’s interesting to me that two groups of people, one in Brighton and one in Airdrie, were listening to similar things and ended up in such different places.
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