Enjoy the jokes.

What do you call a gorrilla with banana in its ears?

Anything you want he cant hear you.

Why did the child study in an aeroplane?

Because he wanted higher education.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?

He had no body to go with.

Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What did the child say when the teacher asked him what 2 divided    by 5 is. Hint : The child was using a calculator.

Answer: LOW BATTERY

Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch  a cold.

Why did Ken keep his trumpet in the fridge?

Because he wanted cool music.

Why do surgeons were a mask?

So that no one would know if they made a mistake.