24 January 2015
WEDNESDAY CLUB LOSSES
*** ANNOUNCEMENT***
DUE TO THE SHOCKING STATE OF FINANCES AT BRANCH LEVEL, THE COMMITEE HAS DRAFTED A CONTINGENCY PLAN TO SELL OF PART OF THE CROQUET PITCH AND THE UNDER USED ROMA-GRECO WRESTLING ARENA.
OUR ACCOUNTANTS URIAH HEAP & SON HAVE RECOMMENDED DRASTIC ACTION IF WE ARE TO HEAD OFF FINANCIAL RUIN AND BALANCE THE BOOKS.
ALL MEMBERS ARE URGED TO ATTEND A VOTE TO CARRY THE MOTION THROUGH AT THE NEXT SPRING MEETING.
MOST OF THE SENIOR MEMBERS WILL HAVE RETURNED FROM THEIR FACT FINDING TRIP TO SRI LANKA BY THEN.
AUSTERITY WILL HAVE TO BE OUR WATCH WORD IF THE CLUB IS TO SURVIVE
SO TURN THOSE LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE A ROOM PLEASE.