If you haven't already cast a postal vote in the EU Referendum and are voting on 23 June, just remember this if you are tempted to vote Out.

Taxes will go up
Interest rates will go up
Your mortgage will go up
Your house value will go down
There'll be a recession
There'll be extra government borrowing
There'll be more spending cuts
You will lose your job
Our Universities will receive no more funding
Our pensions will be at risk
Each and every one of us will be financially much worse off
Workers' rights will be dismantled
And we'll go back to the Victorian era
Kids will sweep chimneys again
The steel industry will fold
Agriculture in Wales will collapse
And the Welsh will have no sheep to shag
Except in Welsh Labour
Where sheep (and donkeys) will always find a sanctuary
The Irish Peace Agreement will fall apart
And there'll be civil war out there
The British coastline will be overwhelmed with refugees and migrants
Who will have to wade knee deep through shit
Because our beaches won't meet EU standards any more
The NHS will fall apart
And old codgers won't have Spanish nurses to leer at
So the Filipino ones will be at a premium
You won't be able to find a decent car wash
Or a cheap plumber
Or a foreign hooker
We'll be governed by racist Little Englanders
Instead of by a bunch of conmen
Gays will only be allowed to work in the Arts
And have to wear pink pointed hats in public
With a Q on them
Love Thy Neighbour will be remade
Along with the Black and White Minstrel Show
Mosques will be converted
To paramilitary barracks
For tattooed White supremacists with shaven heads
The Kinnocks will be seriously pissed off
Lord Hain will be seriously pissed off
I'll just be pissed (to celebrate)
Women will have to go back to working in the kitchen (quite right too)
And will lose the right to vote (quite right too)
The Russians will invade our country
Dogs will no longer bark
Ducks won't quack
Chickens will stop laying eggs
Donkeys won't vote
Your wife will run away with the postman
And you'll go bald
The postman will bring your wife back
Finbarr will ask for his toys to be returned
And will buy a new pram
Like "kristallnacht" again
Glass will be broken
But it will be low energy lightbulbs
100 watt bulbs will come back
And you'll be able to read the Sun and Mein Kampf
Without resorting to candles
And the nation will be bathed in bright light again...........

BRING IT ON, I SAY!