What a shock! Apparently the Ynysarwed Donkey was spotted in Skewen earlier today, being rudely shoved towards the nearest Polling Station by members of Team Neath. He is back.

This ridiculously early frogmarching of my furry friend to the voting booth is apparently taking place because of his extreme reluctance to vote Labour any longer. He can be as stubborn as a mule and it will take them a full three days to shove him there, if they succeed at all that is.

Does anyone know the number of the RSPCA? I think they should be told.

When I have had a chance to catch up with my Ynysarwed pal, after Thusday I guess, I can give you the full lowdown on what's been going on - once those cruel Labour bastards have finished with him.

"Now when we get you there, put your cross against Jeremy Miles or it's the Knacker's Yard for you, my boy!"