LOCALS HELD HOSTAGE AS SICK CRAZE TERRORIZES RURAL VILLAGERS

HELPLESS locals in Wansford near rural Stamford are being held hostage in their own homes as they are invaded by sick sex tourists. It seems these filth immigrants are being drawn from all corners of the county to engage in a new sick perverts game called "GRUBBING". Law abiding locals are held captive in their homes as sick perverts run amok in the old Little Cheff situated near the village netrance on the A1.

A local man said "Its sick, I used to take my wife up there for brunch on a sunday, it was a family restaurant, now its a palace of perversion". This sick sex festival is now spreading to the local truck park, a seemingly safe haven for truckers to rest up after a hard days graft. Yet now it is becoming a must visit spot for the sexually deprived.

 The lorry park (left) has always been popular with truckers nationwide, but now the regulars shy away as sex pests stalk them whilst they sleep. Norm "two bags" Dunbar, a regular at the stop told the Oracle "its sick, i was sleeping after coming off the Dover run, all of a sudden i was woken up by a mans voice and a tapping at my cab window, I was shocked to see a grown man shaking his fist at me, asking me for money" Norm continues "at first i thought i was being robbed, but then i realised it was something much more sinister, he was wearing nothin but an old blue dressing gown and i could clearly see he was pleased to see me." Norm immediately called the police, but when they arrived there was no trace of the filthy fellon. PC Archibold Rash confirmed Norms story and told the Oracle "The depraved sexual practice of Grubbing has gripped Wamsford like a perverts vice, we have responded on several ocasions to villagers calls for help, but we are yet to apprehend any suspects." PC Rash went on to give the following plea for further information "We believe that there are 2 men at the centre of this seedy operation and the intelligence we have recieved is that they are between 35 - 45, and posibly drive an old ford capri. We are also keen to talk to another man who is 30 - 40, with a distinctive american accent. He has been seen several time in the area, and on one occasion seemed badly injured following what appeared to be a staged fight."

Yet as the police net closes in there will be little solace for the residents of this once picturesque rural lincolnshire paradise, currently the unwitting venue for sexual malpractice.