Shouting and swearing you do quite a bit,
Usually for letting one in past the sticks,
Lately you have been a quiet wee soul,
Content to just be and go with the flow,
Alas! last Tuesday you came out of your shell,
Let me put it quite simply, because of your pinky,
I'm sure the rest of that game was hell,
For every save, you grimaced, the pain, we all could tell,
So here is to you, for one very brave,
For those reading this, his name is Dave.

apart from a few air swipes and a dislocated finger a snatched vicory from the jawsa of defeat was well deserved..oh and the small lad that barreled into Dave studs up...we know who you are!!!

OH when the flapjacks! Go marchin in! Go marchin into Davies gut! We got a goal and let in seven! Because of davies massive gut!

Possibly the crappest song ever wrote but worth a try. Flatered you a bit there david, you let in 8!!!!!