Welcome to the mighty BMF!

Congratulations, your have just become one of the thousands of people who visited, wondering what this curious bunch were, and then quickly left again. Borussia Munchin Flapjack are a six a side football team from Inverness, stuck somewhere to the rear of the nether regions of Division 2, Tuesday night's football mundial extravaganza.

A short history of getting depressed...........

The team started as "can't score, won't score" and didn't. Ever. It was getting so as we couldn't find the cow, never mind hit it in the a**e with a banjo. Not even in a brothel.Something had to change, and personnel changes were out, given that no-one else was daft enough to play for us: so the name had to change. We became Borussia Munchin Flapjack and our motto became: VORSPRUNG DURCH......BIER!

We doff our caps to our bundesliga cousins, whose name we have shamelessly mangled. Read the news page to find out how (if) the season progresses, how Gav scores again, how Owen learns to live without Spurs, how Ryan manages to make any sense of it it all, if Garry actually has legs and see if Davie finishes the season without a zimmer!

Coming soon, team profile, mugshots, wanted posters.